July 30, 2005

Perchance To Dream

Speaking of humor, I had a dream that was very involved and convoluted and all for the purpose of leading up to a punchline. I don't remember all the details... I was a surgeon being specially trained for a top-secret operation by a Shadowy Government Agency. Finally it was revealed that I was to perform some sort of procedure on Superman, but since he's the Man of Steel, new cutting technology had to be developed. At last I was scrubbed and gowned and ushered into the operating theater, and I realized it wasn't the original Superman, but the new, television version of Superman, and someone in the dream said quite clearly:
"Yes... you're the new Dean Cain opener."

You had to be there, I guess.

Posted by LeeAnn at July 30, 2005 10:19 AM
Comments

Ouch. That was soooo bad... in a good way, of course.

Posted by: sue at August 1, 2005 07:30 AM

I'll analyze the dream for you even though you didn't ask me to and it is Extremely Annoying when people pretend to know how to analyze the dreams of others. (I have several matchbook-cover dream analysis degrees, though, so disregard my words at your own risk. Please deposit .25)

Your dream is classic 'typical' symbolism. Dreaming of DEAN CAIN always symbolizes white teeth and spray-on tans. It is decidedly so.

The symbolic meaning of SURGEON in dreams is universally consistent: the dreamer has a deeply personal ongoing relationship with cheese. Similarly, "SCRUBBED AND GOWNED" is classic dream symbolism for cheese preparation and display.

Posted by: dogette at August 1, 2005 09:25 AM

so bad.

Posted by: Edith at August 2, 2005 09:10 AM