June 19, 2005

Because Bam Bam Was Busy

I don't have to ever write any more posts because Edith is going to keep writing perfect comments like this one and I can just post them as posts and then posting will be superfluous because, dang it, this is a good comment.
And I'm lazy.

Ok. Ok. No one else is asking. Why was there a cindercone of rocks in your driveway?
10)Did the neighboring dry streambed suddenly erupt?
9)Was it an energetically filled pothole?
8)You just bought a Jeep, and you had to see if it would live up to its reputation?
7)Is punk rock big again and you were just going to frost with a few gross of safety pins to make a statement?
6)It's the pebble delivery for the RBA (Really Big Aquarium)?
5)GM1 misunderstood your going on about wanting some "rocks" to show off at the country club?
4)Were you missing the neighborhood scene you just moved from and wanted to rock out?
3)Someone said that if you put a couple square yards of pebbles end to end heading northeast you'd end up in Nevada, and it sounded like a good road trip to you?
2)You're up for a really big game of Mancala?
1)You're starting rock climbing, but you're starting small?

I'm confused.

Just to set the record straight, the reason I had a big pile of rocks in my driveway was ALLEGEDLY so the owner could use them as some kind of decorative pathway/"no need to spend money on more sod than I have to" set-up.
But I like Edith's reasons better. Especially #3.
Let's test that one.... one.... two.... three... four....

Posted by LeeAnn at June 19, 2005 07:57 PM
Comments

The trick for lining up the pebbles is to make sure you orient them the correct end to the correct end. Otherwise the collective pebble mind takes over, and one ends up making those strange rock patterns in the desert.

I should know. Even at this distance, the collective pebble mind drove me to make a top ten list from a simple quetion. I'm still recovering.

Posted by: Edith at June 20, 2005 05:49 AM

do you know Phil Dirt?

Posted by: Bob at June 20, 2005 09:39 AM

Brother of Joe Dirt? Works for CalTrans?

Posted by: Edith at June 21, 2005 01:09 PM