Speaking of mutants, Miss Edith informs me that I am one.
Yes, but will it get me lower car insurance rates without having to kiss lizard butt?
Personally I would prefer a more spectacular abheration, like eyelashes two feet long or a strange snorkle thing on the top of my head, or a wardrobe malfunction, but I'll take this one as long as I can still have pizza. No pizza, no point.
I found that "article" very interesting because I'm half Asian and half Caucasian and I'm not lactose intolerant at all.
In fact, the more dairy products I can injest, the better!!!
You have latent mermaid mutancy. This explains your affinity for the goldfish instead of plant care, and the sisterly feelings you have towards manatee and dugong.
It also may help you understand your attachment to floating bath toys, your fascination with worn out lure festooned crushers, and that fishnet bondage fantasy.
You could find spiritual richness exploring this facet of your nature by collecting shell bustiers, hair ornaments, and lounging in fashions reminiscent of ocean kelp. Fishtail skirts could be quite flattering, but more meaningful activities would involve bringing out your mermaid spirit.
You have it in you to lure sailors to their doom. You might consider taking up a musical instrument, that is moderately water resistant. Despite what others may think though, voice lessons are not necessary, I mean, that's why they called them sirens.
Posted by: Edith at June 14, 2005 01:19 AMSee?? I KNEW you were a mutant, already...I'm glad someone else noticed, too! Giggle.
Posted by: Tonya at June 15, 2005 07:34 AM