Summer means reruns, traditionally. So I bring you an entry from May 28, 2003, back when I'd just become a MuNuvian and the shine was on the jimmy.
I have NO clue, don't ask.
Freud Loves Me
I woke up with a phrase stuck in my head.... "corndogs and accordians." I have no idea what it means. But it's there, firmly implanted and will be fucking with me for the rest of the day.
"Would you like fries with that?"
"Corndogs and accordians."
"What?"
"I mean, ah... yes, please, fries....*muttercorndogsandaccordiansmutter*
"Ma'am, you want fries and what?"
"No, no, nothing, just fries.... *sudden shriek*CORNDOGS AND ACCORDIANS!"
"Uh.... yeah. *whispered aside* "Julie, get the manager... no, I don't care what he's doing. He's been in there how long? Two hours? What's he doing?"
*whispering*
"He's what? WHAT? With a corndog? And an accordian? OH MY GOD!"
"Corndogs and accordians"? I think that phrase needs to be added to the Cheesy Rhyming Slang dictionary.
Posted by: zonker at May 28, 2005 10:35 AMdo you have to polish a jimmy to get a shine on it
Posted by: mike at May 29, 2005 07:59 AMMike- once I figure out exactly what a jimmy is, I'll let you know. :)
Posted by: LeeAnn at May 29, 2005 08:24 AMAppropriated from www.prosoundweb.com
Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:
* Violinist: 25 feet
* Bad Violinist: 50 feet
* Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet
* 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet
* Accordionist: 60 miles