So we're watching the season finale of "Lost" (which is my current favorite show that isn't "Deadwood") and the scene with the handling of unstable dynamite comes up. I notice that Locke is seeming exceedingly happy to be playing with something that could blow up at any random moment. Then I note that I've also never understood the fascination with firecrackers, cherry bombs, or M-80s.
The GM1 tells me this is because I am not a boy.
Me: "But I have a penis."
GM1: "You what?"
Me: "I have a penis. A big penis."
GM1: "You mean my penis?"
Me: "No, I said big." *smirk*
GM1: "...... Yeah. So you have your own penis now?"
Me: "Always have."
GM1: "How come I've never seen it, then?"
Me: "Ah... It's invisible. Unseen to the naked eye and stuff."
GM1: "..... Yeah. Invisible."
Me: "Think of it more of a state of mind than an actual dick, okay?"
GM1: "......."
Me: "......."
GM1: "So... you have a Zen Penis?"
Me: "Now you're talkin'. "
Stay tuned for our discussion on Ninja Nuts.
Posted by LeeAnn at May 26, 2005 07:00 AMThere was a red-headed British comedienne (whose name I cannot believe I can't remember) on Comedy Central's Premium Blend a couple years back who had a bit about having a big black imaginary one the size of her arm that she'd slap down on the boss's desk when she went in to ask for a raise...
Posted by: LDH at May 26, 2005 08:29 AMAsk GM1 if he ever made thermite in the back yard. That was the most amusing one I heard of a couple of guys doing.... (They cracked the cement on the patio with it.)
Posted by: Julia at May 26, 2005 12:49 PMHow 'bout Boogie Balls? Tacky Testes? Jolly Jewels?
Posted by: Mark at May 26, 2005 01:00 PM