May 26, 2005

Your Moment Of....

So we're watching the season finale of "Lost" (which is my current favorite show that isn't "Deadwood") and the scene with the handling of unstable dynamite comes up. I notice that Locke is seeming exceedingly happy to be playing with something that could blow up at any random moment. Then I note that I've also never understood the fascination with firecrackers, cherry bombs, or M-80s.
The GM1 tells me this is because I am not a boy.
Me: "But I have a penis."
GM1: "You what?"
Me: "I have a penis. A big penis."
GM1: "You mean my penis?"
Me: "No, I said big." *smirk*
GM1: "...... Yeah. So you have your own penis now?"
Me: "Always have."
GM1: "How come I've never seen it, then?"
Me: "Ah... It's invisible. Unseen to the naked eye and stuff."
GM1: "..... Yeah. Invisible."
Me: "Think of it more of a state of mind than an actual dick, okay?"
GM1: "......."
Me: "......."
GM1: "So... you have a Zen Penis?"
Me: "Now you're talkin'. "

Stay tuned for our discussion on Ninja Nuts.

Posted by LeeAnn at May 26, 2005 07:00 AM
Comments

There was a red-headed British comedienne (whose name I cannot believe I can't remember) on Comedy Central's Premium Blend a couple years back who had a bit about having a big black imaginary one the size of her arm that she'd slap down on the boss's desk when she went in to ask for a raise...

Posted by: LDH at May 26, 2005 08:29 AM

Ask GM1 if he ever made thermite in the back yard. That was the most amusing one I heard of a couple of guys doing.... (They cracked the cement on the patio with it.)

Posted by: Julia at May 26, 2005 12:49 PM

How 'bout Boogie Balls? Tacky Testes? Jolly Jewels?

Posted by: Mark at May 26, 2005 01:00 PM