I woke up this morning with a lower lip the size of my big toe and the left side of my underjaw swollen to bullfrog proportions. I have a headache like Montezuma's Revenge gone north and finding nothing to work with there. My coffee tastes like monkey butt.
Zero clue.
Any of you medical experts/voodoo witch doctors out there have a better diagnosis than the GM1, who peered at me in the flattering fluorescent light of the kitchen and used his Darth Vader voice to tell me "You're gonna DIE!!!!" ?
Or have I cut my final bit of cheese?