He said he expected me to be the first person to jump on this listy meme... I'll show him! I'll be second! Or maybe (dare I say it?) even third or something.
I might just skip it and work on my cooking skills.
HA! Like that'd ever happen.
1. What time did you get up this morning?
8:00 AM. I think I must have a concussion or something, I never get up this late.
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
"Sideways", and when I jumped up and screamed "YES!" in spontaneous joy when Hot Biker Chick Slutty Single Mom kicked the everlovin' crap out of Skanky Lyin' Guy in a theater full of sailors... pindrop time.
GM1 went to the bathroom and just never came back. What's up with that?
4. What is your favorite TV show?
"Lost" or "Survivor"
5. What did you have for breakfast?
Coffee, coffee, coffee, and some random fish food I snorted off the kitchen counter in a desperate bid to relive my disco days.
6. What is your middle name?
Cheesemistress. Boy, was my mom prescient or what?
7. Favorite cuisine?
Italian or Japanese, unless the Japanesey dinner involves tentacles or fish heads. I don't eat anything that looks at me whilst I devour.
Shut up, you naughty-minded thing.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Beets. Kale. Fish heads.
9. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cashew Caramel
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
This compilation CD of Big Hair Bands... can't beat "Cherry Pie" as a wake-up song, particularly if you are prone to slutty-dancing in a bath towel.
The GM1 gots some moves, baby.
11. What kind of car do you drive?
A beat all to shit dark green Saturn something or other. His name is Buddha Rex. Standard shift, with irreperably filthy floors and rhinestones superglued to the ceiling.
I told you I miss my disco years.
12. Favorite sandwich?
Pastrami with kraut.
13. What characteristic do you despise?
Stupidity. Except in myself, particularly if it makes a good blog entry.
14. Favorite item of clothing?
Jeans stolen from the GM1 and embroidered in such a random girly way that he'd never steal them back. And thongs. Love that ass floss.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Australia. I am an accent slut.
16. What color is your bathroom?
White walls, rainbow selection of towels, and kind of a fish/toybox theme.
17. Favorite brand of clothing?
Gap... that's a gender imperative.
Think about it.
18. Where would you retire to?
An isolated house far away from all car alarms, loud stereos, and mutant neighbors. And when I die, the wolves can gnaw my bones.
Only it has to be somewhere warm, because I have all these thongs, ya know?
19. Favorite time of the day?
Any time it's quiet and I'm not at work.
20. What was your most memorable birthday?
I have zero memory of it, so it must be that one. You know, THAT one.
21. Where were you born?
Dogsballs, West Virginia
22. Favorite sport to watch?
Football
23. Who do you least expect to copy this meme?
Well, my ADD support group, for starters... oooh, look! Something shiny!
24. Person you expect to copy it first?
Froggie. She has da touch.
25. What fabric detergent do you use?
On Sale Brand
26. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Morning. I've had too many things go wrong in the dark.
27. What is your shoe size?
6 in women's, 4 in Converse Hi-Tops, the prefered footwear of the Cheesemistress.
28. Do you have any pets?
4 goldfish (Tallulah, Bruce, Lesley, and Manny) and one catfish (Infomercial)
29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with your family & friends?
I don't share. Mine, I tell you, MINE!
30. What did you want to be when you were little?
A librarian. Or a squirrel.
31. What are you doing today?
Becoming one with my computer chair.
So.... Sharkhead nachos with eel farts are right out.
Posted by: Brass at April 16, 2005 12:00 PM