March 08, 2005

Never Marry A Fried Fruit Pie

The Snack Food Chinese Zodiac.
I am Bubblegum.

Bubblegum - You have an expansive personality but are easily deflated. However, everyone admires your flexibility and resiliance. Resist your tendency toward clinginess. Your ideal job: Actuary. Marry a Twinkie or Bridge Mix, but never a Fried Fruit Pie.

Hadn't planned to, actually, but it seems good advice anyway.

Posted by LeeAnn at March 8, 2005 05:52 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I'm a corn nut....more appropriate than I can say! ;-)

"talk a little salty"...if they only knew!

Posted by: Tammi at March 8, 2005 07:25 AM

What the hell is a fried fruit pie?

Posted by: Xinh at March 8, 2005 05:11 PM

I think it's a southern thing, not ever having eaten one myself. Or the demonic spawn of a McDonald's apple pie and a fruit cake.

Posted by: LeeAnn at March 8, 2005 05:54 PM