March 03, 2005

Let He Who Is Without Clothes Cast The First Nacho

The Great Naked Cheese Bandit of Tennessee has confessed to his crimes.

Michael David Monn was nabbed by Marysville, Tenn., police last July while he was running around in the buff, stinking drunk and covered in nacho cheese.
Monn "was highly intoxicated, broke into the John Sevier Pool (search) snack bar area, stole some snacks and did some damage and was caught naked," the prosecutor at Monn's trial told the court, according to the Marysville Daily Times.
(Cheese-covered thanks to Tiffani for reminding of my wilder youth.)

Posted by LeeAnn at March 3, 2005 10:45 AM | TrackBack
Comments

.. *whew*... for a second there, I thought you were talking about me... I only live about 30 miles from Maryville... but I never drink Vodka... well, almost never...

Posted by: Eric at March 3, 2005 05:41 PM

"he was running around in the buff, stinking drunk and covered in nacho cheese."

Some people really know how to live the good life.

Posted by: elliott at March 4, 2005 12:59 PM