23 Questions
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Alliteration: The repetition of the same initial consonant sound in two or more words ina line of speech or writing for poetic or emphatic effect, as in 'When to the sessions of sweet silent thought.' (Shakespeare)"
The American Heritage Dictionary
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Desk #3, the non-computer desk.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
History Channel: "Modern Marvels", something about the invention of kitchen appliances.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
18:55
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
19:00
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
That same goddamn car alarm.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 15 minutes ago, standing on the balcony looking to see if it was the same bloody Explorer who was uselessly blaring the car alarm as it always is, so I'd know who to throw an egg at.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My Gmail.
9: What are you wearing?
Ratty green painter's pants from Old Navy, with a ripped knee and a white t-shirt that says "My Other Tits Are In The Shop".
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, and the Pope was still bogarting the beer.
11: When did you last laugh?
Last night around 10PM, watching this.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A picture of a sailing ship in outer space, nine masks, a picture of Elric and his sword, Stormbringer, a brass hanging sculpture of Ganesh, and several Navy citations from the GM1's career.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
I have a mirror, yes.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
I want a prize at the end.
15: What is the last film you saw?
"Grosse Pointe Blank" again.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
After I paid off all my bills, a house for the GM1, so he can have a puppy.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. Seriously, I really would. Don't make me, because I hate the paperwork.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Abolish religion, PETA, and anti-choice idiots.
19: Do you like to dance?
Yes
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
He's our President, deserving of the respect that office endows, and I applaud him for trying to kick some asses that needed kicked years ago. He's much more restrained than I am... the words "glass lake" come to mind.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
My first child IS a girl, so it's a moot point, but if I had another her name would be Leeloo Margaret.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
He'd have the same name as the GM1, only with a IV instead of a III.
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
If it were a country that banned car alarms and had decent pizza, sure.