February 25, 2005

Slip

I had the oddest dream.
I was in a big waterbed, filled with not water, but a warm goo. Very, very comfortable, but it had a leak. Somehow I didn't mind. But despite the very comfy, albeit damp, bed, I couldn't find the right position. I twisted and turned and tossed and I always seemed to have the same persistent yet strangely enjoyable wedgie. Suddenly I took a big drink of my bedside cup, only to find it full of warm sea water. I spat it out and discovered the source of my wedgie... I had a banana stuck in my pants. I pulled it out and threw it to the floor, where two dachshunds appeared and began a tug of war with it. Suddenly a man's voice screamed, and I woke up.
The GM1 says he's going to be sleeping on the couch for the next few nights... "just in case."
Men are so weird.

Posted by LeeAnn at February 25, 2005 11:02 AM
Comments

ummm
let's see
sleepin on the wet spot
spittin somethin salty
banana peel in panties
two hotdogs

I have no idea what this could mean...

where's Harvey when you need some insight?

Posted by: Bob at February 25, 2005 11:33 AM

I'm just walking away. (big ol' smile on my face but hey, I'm leaving)

Posted by: elliott at February 25, 2005 02:17 PM

Ummm..... ROFLMAO!!!! Excuse me... I have to wipe up the tears. LeeAnn you have the best dreams. I'll be giggling about this all night.

Posted by: Teresa at February 25, 2005 03:39 PM

Maybe last night was the night for weird dreams because I had an odd dream too.

Posted by: Xinh at February 25, 2005 05:47 PM

That's a good one. And I don't blame GM1. Either that or sleep with one eye open.

Posted by: Dash at February 25, 2005 08:34 PM

I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole - or a banana...

Posted by: Karl at February 26, 2005 07:25 AM

What an interesting dream. That dream alone should pay for a therapists new car.

Posted by: Bubblehead at February 26, 2005 01:40 PM