January 24, 2005

Random Thoughts As I Wait For Tater Tots

1. I have some blogs bookmarked that I would never consider putting on the blogroll, for one reason or another... yet I read them almost every day. Most of them are the "spill your guts" kind of blogging, with every little family disagreement being aired. Bloggy train wrecks, so messy and horrid and yet I just can't stop looking.

2. I've said this before and I'll say it again.... my feet look funny from up here. If I bring them close to my face, they look normal. But down there at the end of my legs, bizarro freak show feet.

3. No matter what the GM1 says, a fart is not an expression of affection.

4. Unless I do it. Then it's just luv luv luv, baby.

5. Johnny Carson was a television pioneer and a truly funny man who shaped my childhood and who I will miss, now that he's gone, and who deserves more of a memorial than this, a rambling blurt in a chain of same, but I am at heart a lazy bitch who has tater tots in the oven, turning to cinders as we speak.

6. Where is the number for Pizza Hut?

Posted by LeeAnn at January 24, 2005 05:44 PM
Comments

OMG I have no idea who you are, but i think you and I are like soulmates! You are so like me! All day today, i was bugging my friend and talking about cheese! So I was just searching for an image of cheese and SOMEHOW i got to your site! Which, might I add, is alot like my brain! I think about some crazy ass shit! lol i have no idea who you are but i am going to wait patiently for you to e-mail me! Hopefully soon! K3randomluv8@aol.com See ya - K80 Lynn

Posted by: Katie at January 24, 2005 07:22 PM

Feet are funny things. Sometimes they look completely alien and freakish to me - on ANYONE.

Posted by: Da Goddess at January 24, 2005 09:32 PM

Mmmm...tater tots....

Posted by: xinh at January 25, 2005 07:14 AM

Right now, I'm sitting at my desk, knowing I get to leave this place forever in 13 days. The feeling of deep satisfaction that causes in me is only a fraction of how satisfying it must be to know, absolutely, that you have tater tots in the oven.

Posted by: serenaluchang at January 25, 2005 09:43 AM

You're right, a fart is not an expression of affection - but a "dutch oven" is.

Posted by: Lee at January 25, 2005 11:46 AM

My husband tries to tell me a fart is a "compliment to the chef." Sigh.

Posted by: Amanda at January 25, 2005 01:13 PM

Why do I now picture you - sitting in a chair, grabbing your foot and pulling it up to your face?

Posted by: Teresa at January 25, 2005 09:22 PM