January 18, 2005

Manual Overdrive

On the way back from a job fair in Los Angeles, driving with the GM1:

Me: So what's the attraction of the fast lane anyhow?
GM1: It means you're the big dog on the highway. You're the man. You drive The Car of All Cars. It means go real fast now.
Me: Like, "when I'm in this lane, I have the biggest penis of all"?
GM1: Yeah, okay, like that.
Me: But, if I had a penis, it WOULD be the biggest penis of all, because it's me.
GM1: Okay, it could be big, but would you know what to do with it?
Me: Are you kidding? I'd be Dale Earnhardt Jr. in the Penis Nascar 500!
GM1: Or Mario Andretti in the Grand Pricks.
Me: Pree. Grand "Pree".
GM1: Not this time.

Posted by LeeAnn at January 18, 2005 02:30 PM
Comments

Dr. Johnson once said that he who would make a pun would steal a purse.

But that waaaas cute.

Bob

Posted by: Bob Baird at January 18, 2005 03:29 PM

You got me! That was laugh out loud funny. Even though I'm sitting here all alone and still looking around to see if anyone heard me.

Posted by: Da Goddess at January 18, 2005 05:04 PM

You would certainly frighten all the other drivers!

Posted by: Scooterdeb at January 19, 2005 07:13 AM

I love driving in the fast lane. Is that some form of penis envy, then? Especially if I'm stuck in the slow lane?

My daughter pronounces it "pricks" too. "Mom, let's play grand pricks on Mario." (Nintendo)

Posted by: Amanda at January 19, 2005 12:04 PM

They're playing your song.

Posted by: triticale at January 21, 2005 05:00 PM