December 29, 2004

Sledgehammer Betwixt The Eyes

Once again, the lightbulb finally clicked and A Thought occurred to me...
You see the little thingy on my sidebar, yes? About the BoB awards? Well, I was nominated for both Best Overall Blog and Best Humorous Blog, for which I thank all of you who did so kindly. It's nifty.
However... might I just inquire why I wasn't nominated for Snarkiest Blog? Are I not a snarkfest and a half? A grumbly, cranky, irritable Cheesemistress? Do I not serve up some quality whine with the cheese?
What gives, people? Must I put away the soft and fluffy and commence with 24/7 barbed tongue? My reputation as That Nasty Old Woman Who Flogs Foundling Frozen Turkeys In Her Spare Time is at stake here!
I mean, I feel snarky. I think snarky. I thought I wrote snarky. Perhaps my sub-sub-subconscious is worried about hurting your feelings and offending your delicate sensibilites and just alienating the fuck out of you all so that I wind up writing solely for myself and that ADD kid who emails me about the cultural validity of JarJar Binks all the time.
Or maybe.... please, Whatever Deity You Want, don't let it be true... maybe deep down I'm *chokewheezegag* a Nice Guy. Finishing Last.
Bugger.
I hereby resolve I'm going to put on the cruel shoes and rubber gloves and forthwith openly be the juvenile delinquent that my inner child secretly is. Look out, you lily-livered politically-correct puppy-cuddlers! The bitch is back... er, here!
If that's okay with you all, I mean.
Pretty please?

Posted by LeeAnn at December 29, 2004 12:41 PM
Comments

.....why didn't you mention that you were also nominated for the best Mommy Blog too? What's up with changing your name to Elizabeth Dunne?

Posted by: Lee at December 29, 2004 02:30 PM

LOL I knew picking a blog name from something one of the voices in my head was babbling would someday bite me on the ass. I didn't know Ms. Dunne had the same name blog until about a year after I'd started blogging... and until just now, that her TCSA was up for a BoB.
Smallish old world, it is.

Posted by: LeeAnn at December 29, 2004 02:42 PM

Hey! I weren't nominated for nuttin', and you're here askin' to be nominated for something else????

Maybe you WERE nominated for the wrong category...
:-P

Posted by: Jack at December 29, 2004 03:41 PM

*insert devilish rubbing together of hands* It's working... IT'S WORKING!!

Posted by: LeeAnn at December 29, 2004 05:34 PM

I confess to not knowing what that doohickey over on the sidebar was for... and for being so fricking lazy I didn't even click on it to find out!

Now I know... so I still don't need to click...

OH! Now I remember the point of this comment... LET HER OUT. Your inner bitch is suffocating; let her breath.

Thanks. :)

Posted by: pam at December 29, 2004 06:31 PM

Hey! I nominated you for funniest... I didn't know I was supposed to work harder. *grin*

Oh and Pam - that was GOOOOD.

Posted by: Teresa at December 29, 2004 10:15 PM

Go lie down, babe. It'll pass.

Posted by: Bob at December 30, 2004 07:45 AM

Oooooh! Rubber gloves. Mmmmmmm.

Bob

Posted by: Bob Baird at December 30, 2004 08:49 AM

At this point in the commentary I'd like to point out that I am not Bob Baird. *He's* the one with the rubber gloves. The plain rubber gloves. My gloves (on the other hands) are genuine lambskin and are ribbed with reservoir finger tips. Thank you for this opportunafish to clarify this confusing matter.

Posted by: Bob at December 30, 2004 09:37 AM