December 12, 2004

Bumper Crop

A quick note to the woman in the white Lexus who tailgated me for over 5 miles, then cut around me on the shoulder, almost making me miss my exit:
If you ever do this to me on a day when I'm not almost late for work, I will most certainly follow you home and eat your poodle.
This is not an euphemism. Women like that always have yappy little poodles. Nor is it an idle threat. I have access to barbeque sauce.

Posted by LeeAnn at December 12, 2004 08:07 AM
Comments

LMAO!

Posted by: tabatha at December 12, 2004 10:37 AM

... I COULD tell you a story about a beagle, four drunk Marines, and some Tobasco.. but, we won't go there, babe..

Posted by: Eric at December 13, 2004 06:24 AM

Sorry dear LeeAnn but I must disagree. Sometimes the yapper is a Shit-zoo or a Pimperanian. The only hard and fast rule is that it must be the approximate size and weight as a regulation NFL football*.

* And may be used as such.

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2004 07:07 AM

I recommend you pluck em first.

Posted by: Bob at December 13, 2004 09:59 AM

I recommend flambe - a quick pan sear will "seal in" the juices.

Posted by: Martha at December 13, 2004 01:13 PM