November 13, 2004

Malfunction

I put the dirty dishes in a sinkful of nice hot soapy water last night, and when I got up this morning, they were still there.
What the hell is going on around here?
Must take another look at my house elf contract.

Posted by LeeAnn at November 13, 2004 07:19 AM
Comments

My house elf is union and demands Southern Comfort and almond biscotti at each break or absolutly nothing gets done.

Posted by: zenwanderer at November 13, 2004 08:10 AM

You might try marine elves. While a roach might die of starvation on my old boat, when I occasionally have dishes I just put them in a mesh bag that I have and hang them over the side for the remainder of the night. By the change of the tide the nighttime critters have licked the plates and pans clean and I just have a rinse job to do.

Just a suggestion.

Bob

Posted by: Bob Baird at November 13, 2004 01:47 PM

Little fucker's been laying down on the job at my house, too.

Posted by: Jeff at November 14, 2004 08:54 AM

I threw that basket of laundry at mine & the little bastard hasn't been seen since.

Oh, wait...

Shit.

Posted by: Light & Dark at November 14, 2004 05:42 PM

Well I know for damn sure they haven't been at my house. If you see them, let 'em know I'm looking for them.

Posted by: Tammi at November 15, 2004 05:36 AM

I think mine got lost in the mess :]

Posted by: Ines at November 18, 2004 02:30 PM