November 07, 2004

Let's Have A Ball!

If you decide to follow the recommendation of the esteemed Doctor Evil and experience the effects of shaving for yourself, ("At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. ") remember to have a steady hand.
So properly protect your twig and berries, and check out the Scrotal Safety Commission.
The next-to-last safety tip is my personal favorite.

Posted by LeeAnn at November 7, 2004 07:20 AM
Comments

That was a bit hard to swallow. ;)

Posted by: dawn at November 7, 2004 09:42 AM

I asked Harvey if he'd be my Crotch Buddy and suddenly he had to leave town :/

Posted by: Bob at November 7, 2004 04:08 PM

.. in all seriousness.. shaving your scrotum is VERY serious bidness.... I always try to make sure I am sober before I start....

Posted by: Eric at November 7, 2004 05:30 PM