October 10, 2004
Car Pool Lane, Anyone?
Said to me by the yoga instructor last night:
"Oh, very good... what a lovely wide-open groin you have!"
My very first unsaid reply:
"Just call me the Holland Tunnel."
Where do these things come from?
Posted by LeeAnn at October 10, 2004 04:00 PM
A girl in my dance class didn't want to do a move because she had a hole in her croch. The dance teacher replyed, "Dont worry, honey, everyone does!"
Okay, I'll bite. What's the toll? ;^)
"Where do these things come from?"
I'd say blogging, but then I still don't think that fast... so it must come from being you. ROFLMAO!!!
Johnny- I'd have to say it depends on the size of your car. :)
Teresa- I was afraid of that. *sob*
[flips through pr0n collection]
Didn't you star in "Meat Me At Ate"? ;-)
Lee Ann, I was in a funk all weekend I show up here after learning your back and your punnery is unkinking my frowns. Thanks, I needed that!
LeeAnn: I guess I'll be getting a discount on my toll. Yes! Uh, wait a minute... :^)
Bad Michele! It's okay to "straighten", but never, ever "unkink." :^)