October 10, 2004

Car Pool Lane, Anyone?

Said to me by the yoga instructor last night:
"Oh, very good... what a lovely wide-open groin you have!"
My very first unsaid reply:
"Just call me the Holland Tunnel."

Where do these things come from?

Posted by LeeAnn at October 10, 2004 04:00 PM | TrackBack
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A girl in my dance class didn't want to do a move because she had a hole in her croch. The dance teacher replyed, "Dont worry, honey, everyone does!"

Posted by: Allison at October 10, 2004 06:47 PM

Okay, I'll bite. What's the toll? ;^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at October 10, 2004 09:06 PM

"Where do these things come from?"

I'd say blogging, but then I still don't think that fast... so it must come from being you. ROFLMAO!!!

Posted by: Teresa at October 10, 2004 09:17 PM

Johnny- I'd have to say it depends on the size of your car. :)
Teresa- I was afraid of that. *sob*

Posted by: LeeAnn at October 10, 2004 09:33 PM

"Holland Tunnel"?

[flips through pr0n collection]

Didn't you star in "Meat Me At Ate"? ;-)

Posted by: Harvey at October 11, 2004 07:35 AM

Lee Ann, I was in a funk all weekend I show up here after learning your back and your punnery is unkinking my frowns. Thanks, I needed that!

Posted by: michele at October 11, 2004 10:05 AM

LeeAnn: I guess I'll be getting a discount on my toll. Yes! Uh, wait a minute... :^)

Bad Michele! It's okay to "straighten", but never, ever "unkink." :^)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at October 12, 2004 06:25 AM

This is a token comment.

Posted by: Bob at October 12, 2004 11:05 AM