September 21, 2004

Who Needs A Calendar?

Nothing says Tuesday morning like waking up early to see the sun rise, have some good coffee, and watch a giant snake try to swallow Jennifer Lopez's ass.

Posted by LeeAnn at September 21, 2004 07:14 AM
Comments

Hmmm... is there a link that goes with that? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at September 21, 2004 10:21 AM

The HELL you're going to leave us hanging like that! Where's the link, woman? What's the story? JLo broke into your place, accidentally upset your illegal Python habitat, and hilarity ensued? What? What???

Posted by: Strider at September 21, 2004 10:46 AM

Oooooooh Anaconda!!!!!

Now that ass needed that snake!

Posted by: Genuine at September 21, 2004 10:56 AM

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
Good answer, Genuine!

Posted by: LeeAnn at September 21, 2004 11:11 AM

If that snake had to eat that ass, it'd have to make two trips just to get it all home.

Posted by: Jeff at September 21, 2004 11:11 AM

That snake's gonna have ass comin out the ass over there.

Posted by: bob at September 21, 2004 11:52 AM

It would only be good if the snake were to swallow the rest of her with it. I'm not sure it wouldn't have a problem with her ego...

Posted by: Blogeois at September 21, 2004 12:18 PM

Would have to be a REALLY big snake to eat her, her ass and her entourage (she doesn't go anywhere without them lol)

Posted by: lostdawill at September 21, 2004 08:10 PM


I am not a snake. And how did you get into my dreams. And where is my pillow?

Posted by: homebru at September 22, 2004 05:52 AM


I am not a snake. And how did you get into my dreams? And where is my pillow?

Posted by: homebru at September 22, 2004 05:52 AM

That was me. As I am not a member of SAG I was uncredited. And Voight was too gnarly to hold down.

Posted by: Velociman at September 22, 2004 05:03 PM

http://www.wetwired.org/2004/09/mtv-where-did-you-go.html

bring back mtv Oh Cheese Mistress.

Posted by: pylorns at September 22, 2004 09:20 PM

If that ass is ever in Anacondoa Part Deux, I wanna be the stunt snake.

Posted by: Marcus at September 22, 2004 10:09 PM

gaah.. blog tag!! you're it!!

Posted by: angel at September 27, 2004 10:52 PM

Mistuh Snake, he say:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and Jennifer Lopez's ass, and I've pretty much got dinner covered for the next seven months.

Posted by: Steve at September 30, 2004 04:46 AM