In retrospect, if only I'd continued my education and joined a sorority, maybe I could have unleashed my potential to be a closeted latent lesbian by that time-tested route of pillowfighting in my underwear with like-minded young women.
I mean, I had the undies and the pillows... what was I thinking?
Hindsight is so 20/20.
I know. I often think that if I had only lived anywhere near sheep, I coulda been a shepherd.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at September 16, 2004 06:57 PMYou can still come over and we can pillow fight in our underwear here.
Posted by: Da Goddess at September 16, 2004 10:20 PMI taught college kids for 27 years and the only place I've ever seen any of that pillow fight stuff has been on A&E and Up All Night: bad movies written by people who know nothing about college life who have never been on any regular campus... at least not at UF or UCF during my tenure.
They're sort of like those old post-WW2 soft porn prison movies with titles like Big Busted Babes in Prison. I always thought they were just a sort of extended form of masturbation. Same with the Porkies movies. Lurid pulp magazine covers of beautiful women being held against their will while all of us repressed high school boys hide the stained porn from Mom. Like she doesn't know. Sigh.
Of course, there's no reason you and Da Goddess couldn't stage some pillow swinging in your scanties and then stream the video to all of your cheese loving friends.... ahem.
Bob
I second Bob's suggestion.
Meanwhile, I wanted to thank you for the very pleasant mental image :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 17, 2004 10:15 AMyeah what were you thinking?
Posted by: pylorns at September 17, 2004 10:32 AMHi my name is Genuine and I too am a latent lesbian.
Posted by: Genuine at September 17, 2004 11:01 AMGenuinely latent... I'm saving that one for my meditation moment (moms call this "time out") (the meditation moment not the genuinely latent thingy). I've avoided college for oh let's say 30 years now. Still. Plenty of videos I have seen over that time openly display the raw sexual energy of a sorority pillow fight so obviously this stuff goes on all the time. Just ONE OF THOSE TIMES, I'd like to be actchewally present insteada tryin to see this stuff goin on thru all them wavy lines on the Spice Channel. Once there was this way hot lezascene wigglin all over my screen and I could see even fleshtones and there was a lot of grunting and hard breathing and I was almost there as they say in more polite circles when I realized it wasn't the Spice Channel at all it was PPV Wrassling and I'm way glad I wasnt "there" ya know, cause I think I would have to question my heteroagement or even examine latency issues at that point but I'd prolly just blame it on bad batteries in the remote control cause as much as I like lesbian lookage even the female wrasslers give me a case of the willies... I keep thinking is that a potato in yer spandex lady or are you just one of those guys you find in chat rooms posin as wimmin which way sucks extpecially when they wait till after to tell you all "HAHAHAHA - YOU FOOL!!!! I AM A GUY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA" but I always get the last laugh when I say "ROFLMFAO!!!!! I'M NOT A LESBIAN!!!"
Posted by: bob at September 17, 2004 12:39 PMLeeAnn, the offer still stands. And Mike (PW) will take the pics.
Posted by: Da Goddess at September 18, 2004 11:35 PMHave you been watching "Revenge of the Nerds"?
Posted by: BillH at September 20, 2004 10:09 PM