September 07, 2004

My Own Project Mayhem

Apparently I have found that small demographic that has never seen a band-aid, and they were all at my YMCA tonight.

1st Fellow YMCA-er: Wow, what's that on your forehead?
Me: A band-aid... I have a bee sting.

2nd Fellow YMCA-er: Hurt your head, huh? Is that a band-aid?
Me: Yes... bee sting.

3rd Fellow YMCA-er: Whatever have you got on your head?
Me: It's a band-aid, on my bee sting.

4th Fellow YMCA-er: You've got a... huh, a band-aid... what'd you do?
Me: The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
4th Fellow YMCA-er: What?
Me: *stepping closer* The second rule of Fight Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
4th Fellow YMCA-er: Um... gotta go see... uh... yeah...

Sometimes the oblique approach is the most satisfying.

Posted by LeeAnn at September 7, 2004 08:14 PM
Comments

Gotta try that sometime, just to see what responses I'll get.

Posted by: Cobby at September 8, 2004 03:04 AM

I see my evil attack bee has done its job.

That'll teach you to go away for a month like that!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Harvey at September 8, 2004 09:17 AM

I have this product called Numb-it that's supposed to be good for backdoor sex, but it's good for bee stings.

Posted by: Savannah at September 8, 2004 09:54 AM

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Posted by: Jeff at September 8, 2004 12:00 PM

hahahahahaha

I take it these were all guys. Wimmin know what band-aids are. So do guys, but guys arein constant quest for a "line". I think mine woulda been, "Excuse me, Ma'am, but is that a band-aid on yer forehead or are you just really happy to see me?"

Posted by: Bob at September 8, 2004 01:36 PM

HA! I am Jack's lost funny bone. That was great! Or maybe I'm just really having a bad day.

Naw, that was great.

Posted by: Blogeois at September 8, 2004 02:25 PM

Harvey, I KNOW your attack bee wasn't aiming at my head. :)

Posted by: LeeAnn at September 8, 2004 03:39 PM

Coulda answered them, "I can't hear you. I got a freakin' band-aid on my head."

Posted by: Jim at September 8, 2004 07:09 PM

Purple Heart for LeeAnn! :-D

Posted by: Harvey at September 9, 2004 10:00 AM