August 31, 2004

I Spy With My Little Eye

Things I Saw On My Summer Vacation:

1. A sign in front of a Pentacostal Church that said "Flee Fornication!"
2. A teddy bear nailed to a stump in someone's front yard.
3. Two women at a flea market, standing ten feet apart, using walkie-talkies to communicate with each other.
4. A twenty-five pound, one-eyed housecat named "Bubbie".
5. The "Last Supper" made entirely of macaroni and nail heads.
6. Gravy on every menu.

Posted by LeeAnn at August 31, 2004 10:56 AM

"A teddy bear nailed to a stump in someone's front yard."

Sometimes ya gots to teach the family pet not to chase the mailman. Betcha it kept chewin' through the rope.

Posted by: Ted at August 31, 2004 02:08 PM

You include "gravy on every menu" because it's a good thing, right?

Posted by: marybeth at August 31, 2004 02:20 PM

Holy shit, this is a funny post.

Posted by: Jeff at September 1, 2004 05:56 AM

Hoo, boy. Gravy and free forni... Oh, wait. Nevermind. *mutter*grump*gravytease*

Posted by: homebru at September 1, 2004 08:45 AM

Interesting. Your comments handler is rejecting comments with a email address.

Posted by: homebru at September 1, 2004 08:46 AM

Took my son to Legoland where they have a ride with a bunch of electric cars for kids and some road for them to drive on. Really cute.

A couple kids (8-9yrs)had their mobile phones out and were talking to each other while they were driving. Yes they did bump into things.

Posted by: Edith Maverick-Folger at September 2, 2004 01:05 PM

Hmm, your comments handler didn't like my URL in either the URL place or the body. (It also barfed on c*ll phone, but that might be a swear word :)
Maybe if I spell it out you can tell me what I did wrong:

sfbayentrances dot homestead dot commercial

Is www required? The address doesn't have that.

Posted by: Edith Maverick-Folger at September 2, 2004 01:17 PM

Hi Edith,

I had an email exchange with Pixy (who runs and found that I (and now you) got caught in a trap set for spammers using home[something]com in their bogus email address.


Posted by: homebru at September 3, 2004 07:15 AM

Now, was that gravy listed on every menu, or was that gravy spilled on every menu you happened to pick up?

Posted by: Julia at September 4, 2004 03:45 PM

Jealous? You're damned right.

Posted by: Velociman at September 6, 2004 06:50 AM

Hmmm, gravy.

Red-eye? drippins? milk? Inquiring bellies want to know!

Posted by: Ted K at September 8, 2004 06:09 AM

"Flee fornication"?

That wasn't one a them Korean Pentecostal churches, was it?

Posted by: Steve at September 20, 2004 12:50 PM