As I said earlier (were you listening or were you just doing that thing where you nod your head and mutter "uh huh" at random while you daydream about what's for lunch or what the hell Courtney Cox was thinking, because David Arquette is about as toxically goofy as Carrottop and how in the name of holy nether bits can you roll over in bed and respond to someone like that? Inquiring minds might want to know.) I shouldn't be blogging, I gots chores, people...especially since I have A Vacation coming up.
Yes, I won't be blogging for a while after a while while I'm gone.
While-ing away the hours....
Sorry.
Now, of course I tangented off and thought "Hmm, I could call it a blogcation."
You can add the word "blog" to any word there is, and create a specific, contextually-useful meaning, infusing it with that whole super-legitimacy that blogging provides.
Blogiverse.
Blogworld.
Blogcation.
Blogaholic.
Blogpanties.
Okay, that one needs some work but it was mainly to see if you're paying attention.
Stop nodding, I'm on to you.
How do you use "blog"?
Discuss until I get back, which should be around the end of August.
And Harvey.... no parties in my comments unless you stand everyone a drink in my absent honor.
I mean, in honor of my absence. My honor, although a bit rumpled, is still around.
Somewhere.... hmm, last time I saw it, it was under the bed with the big box of batteries.....
See y'all later.
Posted by LeeAnn at July 29, 2004 06:00 AMThe end of August??? I am blogbummed.
Have a great time, LeeAnn.
Posted by: Jim at July 28, 2004 10:44 PMThat's blogtastic! The vacation, I mean. For us, it's a blogtastrophy.
Posted by: Da Goddess at July 28, 2004 10:47 PMHave fun, I'm sure we'll get to hear lots of small-town jail stories. :D
Posted by: Ted at July 29, 2004 04:07 AMWhy do you have a large box of battries under your bed?
Posted by: Jeremy at July 29, 2004 05:46 AMListening to you in Blogaphonic sound. Have a great blogetaway.
Posted by: Pratt at July 29, 2004 06:32 AM[looks around to see if LeeAnn is gone]
[starts handing out Bloggi-Wip and Blogbeer]
I'm going to take a peek under that blogbed...
Posted by: Harvey at July 29, 2004 10:03 AMOOoooo...Bloggi-Wip! On Blogcrackers no less! Looks like I blogpopped in just about the right time!
Posted by: Blogeois at July 29, 2004 11:35 AMHey, do you think LeeAnn will get thrown out of any countries while she's on vacation???
Harvey, I brought the silly string over from the other parties...
Posted by: Teresa at July 29, 2004 04:56 PM*wailing and sobbing into laptop* nooooo... not fair.. i can't survive in the world otherwise.. the poor spouse-unit. he's going to have a miserable month. *sniffles into sleeve soggily* oh.. well.. have fun, lee ann. i'll miss you something terrible. *sniffle*
Posted by: angel at July 29, 2004 07:54 PM*jumping up and down clapping* Yea LeeAnn have a wonderful blogcation!
Oopps my blogs just popped out.
Posted by: Machelle at July 30, 2004 05:19 AMMachelle - Here, let me help... [covers Machelle's blogs with Silly String]
And Radio Shack has fewer battery-operated items than what I found under LeeAnn's bed. I don't even RECOGNIZE half of them.
Like this thing here... [holds up peculiarly-shaped, battery-operated object]... What the hell does it even DO?
Posted by: Harvey at July 30, 2004 08:43 AMC'mere, Harvey. Let's go in the corner and I'll give you a private demonstration.
Posted by: Dana at July 30, 2004 08:52 AMDamn. I'm late again for another party! OK, did someone break out the blogchocolatesyrup? And _Jon is in charge of the Peanut Butter if he ever gets here!
Posted by: Boudicca at July 30, 2004 11:15 AMHey, I'm just gone, not deaf. Besides, did I mention my sister makes a GREAT cosmopolitan?
Just don't get so loud the neighbors call the cops... otherwise, put the Reddi-whip on my tab.
Ooooh! The whipped cream's on LeeAnn! (I like the sound of that!)
I'm bringing fresh blackberries if anyone's interested.
Posted by: Da Goddess at July 30, 2004 09:14 PMDana - WOW! I think I just had a blogasm!
Posted by: Harvey at July 31, 2004 08:29 AMI feel like I've been kicked square in the blogs.
Rest well, and then come back firing, Cheese Diva.
Posted by: Jeff at August 1, 2004 11:14 AMSo, this word "blog" is a lot like the word "smurf", isn't it?
Anyway, did LeeAnn just say that she's deaf and we should get loud?
*shrug*
Ok
[turns volume on stereo up to 48 (out of 50)]
Posted by: Harvey at August 1, 2004 02:32 PM"Put the Reddi-whip on my tab."
Now, THAT's what I like to hear from an absent host!
I've got a nice big grill if anyone is up for blogecue.
Posted by: triticale at August 1, 2004 08:21 PMI think it's kind of cool that LeeAnn is being a "voyeur" on her own blog.
I'm sure that we can "come up" with something creative to do with all this "cheese dip" laying around here. That and the Swiss cheese conveniently has some "holes" in it. I think that after a few beers, I'd be ready for a "Hey Man, watch this!" kind of moment. :^)
Blogecue? GREAT idea!
I think I saw a moose in the back yard. I'll go poach it...
... wait... Nevermind... That was just Michael Moore foraging in the underbrush.
Let me see if I can hunt down some other blogprey
... And somebody PLEASE keep Johnny-Oh away from the Swiss cheese... and probably the apple pie, too.
Posted by: Harvey at August 2, 2004 08:12 AMI NEED THE CHEESE!
Posted by: Lynn at August 2, 2004 03:40 PMCheese and penises.... that combination is just... um... can we just all agree to not go there?
No... chocolate... THAT'S talking. I always wanted a real life, pulsing banana split.
Posted by: Dana at August 2, 2004 07:03 PMOne banana, no split, extra chocolate, coming right up.
[rethinks those last three words, decides to go with it anyway]
Posted by: Harvey at August 3, 2004 10:17 AMhere's a new picture I wanted LeeAnn to see so maybe she'll peek in and if you do (Leann - i mean you) I hope yer havin fun.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/bucknekid/
Posted by: Bob at August 3, 2004 11:45 AMHey Dana, I've got a "One banana, no split, extra chocolate" here as well. Mines "pulsing" as requested. (you'd think that Harvey wouldn't have missed that little part (snicker).)
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at August 3, 2004 08:10 PMBob - bucknekid... is that like Buck Rogers?
Johnny-Oh - just keep it away from the cheese.
Posted by: Harvey at August 4, 2004 10:04 AMHarvey, it's exactly like Buck Rogers except different. It's my pen name. k, so it's a very short pen.
Posted by: Bob at August 5, 2004 12:16 PMBob - sorry to hear about your short pen. Have you tried 3nzyte?
OO! Look! Naked conga line forming in the blog living room!
Posted by: Harvey at August 6, 2004 08:28 AMThe pulsing part really is essential. Nothing quite so disappointing as a dead banana. Hershey's syrup, yum!
Posted by: Dana at August 6, 2004 09:51 PMHello!! I was trying to steal some cheese and all you folks are making it impossible for me to not hear myself "sneak" around. MMMMMM Bloggi-Wip and Blogbeer... AS YOU WERE MMMMMMMMMM
Posted by: KEEME at August 6, 2004 10:15 PM[sprays Dana with Easy Cheese]
OOPS! How did THAT happen?
Let me help with that mess
[starts licking]
Posted by: Harvey at August 7, 2004 12:07 PMAnyone up for karaoke? Let's start with Harvey doin Bohemiam Rhapsody!
Posted by: Bob at August 9, 2004 08:25 AM[deep breath]
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows...
Posted by: Harvey at August 10, 2004 10:40 AMBehold: there will be NO bunnies thrown on the grill.... there will be, however, some bad money shoved up someones bum if they don't learn how to behave.
I'm a bunny of love, not a meal for the grill.
Posted by: Roxette Buinny at August 10, 2004 06:55 PMDepends on what your definition of blog is....or is is....or is blog...never mind. I'm going to go hunt down a drink and/or an intern.
Posted by: Norman at August 10, 2004 07:16 PMCooor is she not back yet!
Posted by: Jeremy at August 11, 2004 10:38 AMI didn't say "bunny", I said... well, ok, I said "bunny".
But that's just a very local Wisconsin term for hamburger buns, which I thought would be nice if they were toasted on the grill before being eaten.
Then I accidentally linked to Roxette.
Which could've happened to anyone.
[noticing icy stares]
LOOK! Is that Halle Barry sunbathing topless over there?
[runs like hell]
Posted by: Harvey at August 11, 2004 10:50 AMokay, so i feel like the kid who didn't finish the reading assigment, but when exactly is LeeAnn s'posed to be back?
ooh.. and has anyone else tried that new parmesan gouda cheese? tis' damn good. :oP *drool*
Posted by: angel at August 11, 2004 01:51 PMLeeAnn - when you return, you must go check out this website - it must have been created in your honor!
http://63.193.116.11/Catolog_de_fromage.htm
LeeAnn's out until the end of August. I think she's at the cheese races.
Meanwhile, it's up to us, her adoring readers, to keep this place interesting until she returns
[juggles kittens while blindfolded]
Posted by: Harvey at August 12, 2004 07:37 AMLeeAnn's unreleased pic: Click my name above. Go to page 4 - click at row 4 column 4.
Posted by: Bob at August 12, 2004 11:30 AMGOOD LORD!
Gravity has NOT been a friend to LeeAnn.
Thanks for the mental scar, Bob.
Posted by: Harvey at August 13, 2004 10:27 AM