July 12, 2004
About Damn Time
I finally cleaned out my purse.
I'd say it was due.
Now maybe the EPA will stop calling me.
Out of curiosity, how do you do that whole "extend your cheese" thing? Is that a feature unique to whatever blog host you are using (like the LiveJournal "cut text" feature) or is it something anyone can do on their blog?
Posted by: Xinh at July 12, 2004 06:08 PMOops...Meant to comment about the contents of your purse as well.
That's a lot of stuff.
LeeAnn --
Well, let's see. Some books, an Italian guidebook, a battery for the dead blue radio (or mp3, or whatever it is), string, hair doodads.
Just for the sake of comparison I went over to my friend The Redhead's purse. She's one of those women who always is ready for anything. Her purse is about the size of a typical tractor trailer:
"Can I turn this upsidedown?"
"Do you want to die tonight?"
"Uh... no."
"Never mess with a woman's purse. Didn"t your ex- each you anything?"
"I guess not."
"Well, let's stay friends, OK?"
"Yes'm."
"Silly boy."
Thinks went sort of blurry after that. What was the question again?
-- Bob
What's with the Italian? And I can only make out two letters on the tube.....'Y' and 'K'.
Posted by: Simon at July 13, 2004 12:07 AMThats a lot of shit. Is there a small kitchen sink hidden under the cushion :-)
You can tell so much from this picture.
Posted by: Jeremy at July 13, 2004 01:38 AMPeople still listen to cassette tapes?
Posted by: Aiax at July 13, 2004 06:15 AMAdd some diapers, candy, crushed up crackers and a few small toys and that looks about like my purse. I remember fondly the days when I could stick a wallet in my pocket and go.
Posted by: Jordana at July 13, 2004 06:23 AMHow's the back feeling these days???
Posted by: Tiffani at July 13, 2004 09:03 AMJust how big is this purse?
Posted by: Courtney at July 13, 2004 10:59 AMin the upper left there *squint* are those those fruit flavored chewable birth control pills I've heard so little about?
Posted by: Bob (the real one) at July 13, 2004 11:22 AMIts the small bizzare stuffed animal just above the baccy tin i want to know about?
Posted by: Jeremy at July 13, 2004 12:03 PMI feel so much better now. I'm sitting here looking at my purse, afraid to turn it upside down. The one thing I'm really bad about is change. It's so bad that the people at the security screening at the airport actually enjoy it when I come thru. It's always good for a laugh. The record to date is $32. Damn that purse was heavy.
Posted by: Tammi at July 13, 2004 06:50 PMBermuda Betty! Yeah, girl; I *love* benefit! And, if your purse is anything like mine, it looks like you got about half the stuff out of it...
Posted by: jean at July 14, 2004 01:25 AMJeremy- It's a little toy stuffed mouse. I get lonely on the bus.
Bob(therealbob)- Altoids, son, altoids.
Courtney and Tiffani- The back is fine, I must have Sherpa genes. And it's a big purse, almost like floppy briefcase size.
Simon- The book on Italian is one of my more hopeful drag-arounds. And it's toothpaste, dear. Toothpaste. The other white meat.
I have no idea what I mean by that.
Aiax- I'm very techno-challenged.
Jean- Sephora: my idea of heaven.
Posted by: LeeAnn at July 14, 2004 08:54 AMI grew up in a house with 3 women and I'd have to say that the contents of your little bag doesn't scare me that much.
One final thought: you might want to find a good chiropractor to fix that back and neck. I'm just saying.
Damn! Are you sure it was a purse and not a BACKPACK?!
Posted by: BillH at July 14, 2004 10:27 PM