December 17, 2004

Getting the Bum's Rush

Have you ever been so far behind (sorry) you begrudge the time it takes you to make an average poo?
"Will you C'MON already? Traffic's gonna be murder! Let's go, let's GO!"
Yes, I not only talk to myself, I nag my bodily functions.

Posted by LeeAnn at December 17, 2004 05:33 AM
Comments

"Bum's rush," eh? Now, that's a keeper.

Posted by: Steve at December 17, 2004 06:32 AM

Ya might wanna try some Kaopectate for that.

Posted by: Bob at December 17, 2004 01:05 PM

Quick loaves are one thing, but rushing the wipeage can come back to haunt you sooner rather than later. I was going to now say, "No shit," but, under the circumstances, I thought better of it.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at December 17, 2004 07:06 PM