June 14, 2004
Wet
Yesterday the GM1 and I went to Seaworld, because I got free tickets, which is always cool. I'd go to a dogfight in a garbage scow if I had free tickets, it's just the cheapass way I am. Which is, of course, not to say that Seaworld is anything like a dogfight, nor a garbage scow.
Unless you could the plethora of discarded baby diapers in the ladies' room or the two Asian women arguing loudly all through the Clyde and Seamore Sea Lion Show.
But wait... there's MORE!
The rapidly decaying piece of pseudo-technology shit trusty Cheesecam managed to work at least 1/5 of the time, and so I have pictures for a change!
This is the GM1 with his newfound friends from the show "Cirque de la Mer", which means "guys in tights doing amazing stuff without a visible package anywhere".
A swarm of jellyfish, with attractive lighting. No peanutbutter fish to be found.
My toes enjoyed the clean bathroom floors over next to the snowcone stand, just left of the shark exhibit. Now with improved toilet paper supplyage.
A starfish, from the tidal pool where they actually let you pick stuff up. Unless they don't, in which case I was never there and you can't prove a thing.
Your Cheesemistress, risking life and limb to show you her amazing sea creature rapport. And a wee bit of cleavage.
Nice ...ummmmm... starfish, yeah, that's it.
Sorry, lost my train of thought seeing that last photo.
Posted by: Jack at June 14, 2004 09:13 AMOutstanding pictorial. I have obtained a transcript of the Asian womens' conversation:
Woman 1: "She was in the stall right next to yours, taking PICTURES!
Woman 2: "We should tell Security!"
I missed the starfish for the first few seconds and taking photos in loos may land you in trouble.
Posted by: Jeremy at June 14, 2004 02:59 PMThere's no such thing as a "wee bit" of cleavage with you.
And wow! The GM1 really does exist!
Posted by: Da Goddess at June 15, 2004 12:19 AM[sorry, too... busy... to leave a comment]
nice "wee bit" ;-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 15, 2004 05:55 AMLOL - the GM1 is really cute, great shoulders - I think we need to see a full length shot although that might be too distracting... *G* I love that picture of you too, although unlike the guys - I was distracted by the GM1's pic for a while, I'll let Harvey do the drooling over cleavage.
Posted by: Teresa at June 15, 2004 08:18 PMOff the clevage for a sec...are your toes such that your left foot has a second toe far longer than the big toe, whereas your right foot has a second toe in line with the biggie? Or is it a trick photo??
Posted by: Simon at June 15, 2004 10:25 PMSimon- Actually, my left foot is accurate in the photo, but my right foot has the second toe a bit scrunched, as I was balancing a bit so as not to fall over whilst leaning.
They say if your second toe is longer than your big toe you have werewolf tendencies, btw.