Michael at Chasing the Wind has culturally enlightened us with Poems About Cheese. I particularly liked this part:
We have seen the Queen of cheese,
Laying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze –
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.
Beats all that mushy "love, dove, June, spoon" crap, I can tell you.
Posted by LeeAnn at June 8, 2004 09:44 AMAnd don't be cross
If she happens to ross,
It's really no loss
Just bad fairy floss!