Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two... one to hold the lightbulb and one to hold my penis.... no, my mother!.... my father!.... NO! the ladder!
Posted by LeeAnn at May 18, 2004 01:33 PM | TrackBackOh, Jeeze, woman! Put up a warning of some kind. I'm in the middle of class and I just had a major snorting fit from that.
Oh, wow that one hit the spot.
Posted by: Jim at May 18, 2004 01:50 PMhow many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 But buggerd if i know how they get them in there.
Posted by: Jeremy at May 18, 2004 02:28 PMJust when I thought I'd heard all the light bulb jokes....
Posted by: Michael at May 18, 2004 03:44 PMI was always a fan of this one.
Q: How many sado-masochists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to hold it and one to kick the chair out from under him.
or
Q: How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's
screwing it in the wrong way.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish.
How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, and the rest of the world revolves around them.
Posted by: Jeremy at May 19, 2004 03:33 AMFor the record, I have an energy efficient penis. I mean lightpenis. I mean penisbulb.
Oh nevermind.
Posted by: Jeff at May 19, 2004 05:11 AMSince we're going there anyway, I saw this at Pepper of the Earth:
Q: How many radical lesbian feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That’s not funny.
*snicker*
The Womens Studies minor in me tells Harvey that, indeed, that isn't funny.
The humorist in me reminds me that I only took those classes because they were easy.
Excuse me whilst I snort in giggly glee.
Posted by: Tiffany at May 19, 2004 09:42 AMQ: How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Silly! Ski instructors screw in hottubs, not lightbulbs.
Brass.
Posted by: Brass at May 19, 2004 01:15 PM