May 03, 2004
2000 Words
Harvey said once, in a fit of commenting madness, that "This place needs more LeeAnn pics." I imagine he means pics of me, but being the stubbornly obtuse cheesemistress that I am, I choose to believe he means pics belonging to me.
And with that, I give you a picture of a minor miracle....
My daughter, Kelly.
She's not only gorgeous, she has the gift of phrase-turnage.
This is her dog, Endo Beaner Bagby, of whom she says:
"He has little bumps all over him and his breath smells like a bucket of sea shells that has been left in the hot car after a day on the beach. "
I guess technically, he's my granddog. I can see how he takes after my side of the family. The little bumps part, I mean. And the glazed look. That's vintage Cheesemistress. Posted by LeeAnn at May 3, 2004 08:22 PM | TrackBack
grandogs are good. they don't require so much work from you.
and you know, Kelly is a lot like her mommy. Beautiful!
Will you adopt me?
Posted by: Da Goddess at May 3, 2004 11:54 PMOMG - that totally freaked me out! I saw the pic before I read the text and thought that was you - I was gonna tell you "cute glasses!" until I got around to reading.
Posted by: Mo at May 4, 2004 01:02 AMShe looks quite an interesting sort.
Posted by: HR Lady at May 4, 2004 08:33 AMThat IS a great turn of phrase. I wish I could describe my own dog's breath in such poetically charming terms, but I'd be lying.
Posted by: topdawg at May 4, 2004 10:07 AM[mentally adding 20 years to the pic]
Yup, LeeAnn is HOT!
Now quit teasing & serve up a little Cheese cheesecake, please :-)
Posted by: Harvey at May 4, 2004 03:35 PMI was freaked too - I was thinking - she *sure* looks different with her glasses - then I saw it wasnt you. Harvey - if you add 20 years yer making a huge mistake. They look the same age - the features are a bit different is all. Both of them are ladies not given to cheesecakage.
Yeah that's a glazed lookin dawg if I ever did see one. Poor thing. I'll light a candle for him and stuff.
Posted by: Bob at May 4, 2004 05:53 PMBTW, Kelly is nearly as pretty as you.
Posted by: Bob at May 4, 2004 05:55 PMI'm gonna be honest with ya... You're granddog scares me.
Posted by: xade at May 4, 2004 05:57 PMAnd can somebody please slap me with the grammar stick? thank you.
Posted by: xade at May 4, 2004 05:57 PMwow.. she's a babe.. lumps and all.. oh, wait.. dangit.... I KNEW I'd screw up this comment....
Posted by: Eric at May 4, 2004 06:04 PMxade- I honestly think the granddog is possessed.
Maybe by a sponge, or a shiny bit of tinfoil, but he's possessed for sure.
Eric- the lumps are inheirited. By/from either/or. :)
Posted by: LeeAnn aka Cheesemistress at May 4, 2004 06:15 PMYou're a medical miracle, what with having given birth at age five and all.
Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at May 5, 2004 02:13 AMEach time I was going to post yesterday, something came up and I had to close it - thinking I'd get back to it later - well later is finally here. *G*
Cute daughter - and I see Bob is telling us that you look about the same age - wonderful. LOL.
As for doggie with the scary stare... my dog could've given her breath a run for it's money during her last few years. She was able to stand at one end of the room, pant, and completely smell up the room in about 3 breaths. Quite an amazing thing.
Posted by: Teresa at May 5, 2004 06:07 AMI agree with harvey (Somewhere up there). and if its mother like daughter Owwwwwww thats hot.
But i have to say that is a rather scary dawg.
Posted by: Jeremy at May 5, 2004 11:50 AMGads, what a loverly daughter you have.
And, Jim said it first, but I didn't know you could have children whilst still being a toddler yourself.
(I'm saying my children were the greatest thing since Jesus -- sorta. You know. Virgin birth. At age 10. Mwheh.)
Posted by: Emma at May 7, 2004 02:17 AMallow me to degrade it. You're daughter is hot.
Posted by: pylorns at May 11, 2004 02:53 PM