June 25, 2004

Get Yer Woo-Woos Out

I don't know exactly what kind of emergency vehicle it is, but there's one out there on the freeway near the apartment, wailing its siren off, and it's just.... pathetic.
"Woooooo" it says. "Woooo."
Just like that. No exclamation point.
It sounds like a cross between a very old rodeo clown and a tired old preacher who's just discovered the joys of a lapdance but wants to be discreet.
"Woooo."

Posted by LeeAnn at June 25, 2004 06:42 AM
Comments

There's nothing quite so sad as a 3rd rate woooing.

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2004 07:13 AM

Then again, it might be Elmer Fudd screaming, "Roooooooooo."

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at June 25, 2004 06:39 PM

...preacher... course now I'm getting images of him putting his false teeth back in *gross*

Posted by: goldie at June 25, 2004 07:09 PM

That's me. Woooo. Woooo. woooo.

Yeah, the oomph ran out by the third one today.

Posted by: Da Goddess at June 25, 2004 09:44 PM