March 31, 2004

Ready, Aim... WAAAHHH!

"Marines' weapon loaded with 'scream' "

"Anyone hit with a full blast would suffer excruciating pain, permanent deafness and some form of cellular damage. A prolonged blast could kill.......The actual sound used is a recording of a baby's scream played backwards."

No plans yet to unveil the Full Diaper Chemical Weapon line.
(note to self: renew birth control prescription immediately.)

Posted by LeeAnn at March 31, 2004 06:25 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Didn't they see Monster's, Inc? Laughter is ten times as powerful as Scream.

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2004 07:53 PM

Very clever to use a baby's scream. The most torturous noise in the universe!

Posted by: Teresa at March 31, 2004 08:19 PM

Here's another one to keep you busy.

http://www.flingthecow.com/flash/

Posted by: zenwanderer at March 31, 2004 10:26 PM

Before you fire, get clearance from Captain Underpants.

Posted by: Jeff at April 1, 2004 04:29 AM

Zen- I was just reminded that I didn't credit you for finding this for me first.... send that spanking right on over.

Posted by: LeeAnn at April 1, 2004 05:50 PM

That's very disturbing. Of course I have no sympathy for terrorists or terrorist sympathizers but a weapon that can cause permanent deafness is inhumane. I thought we were better than that.

Posted by: Lynn S at April 2, 2004 08:54 AM

Less inhumane than permanent deadness.

Posted by: David at April 3, 2004 10:21 AM

Permanent dearness would be even better.

Posted by: triticale at April 3, 2004 05:21 PM