My fellow Munuvian and absolute gentleman notGeorge has caught himself a troll. As skinning is too good for this nasty beast, he does the right thing... he fisks her to within an inch of her best-part-of-her-rolled-down-her-daddy's-leg life.
It's a beautiful thing to see.
I so totally feel his pain.
Any room over at MuNu for the likes of me (blogging incognito-ish)?
Posted by: margi at March 25, 2004 11:06 PMAs always, your imagery is superb.
ClassyCourtLady sounds very much like the trollop her pen name suggests. She sounds too much like the woman scorned.
Posted by: David at March 26, 2004 02:10 AMI went over there and left some of my droppings for the Classy thingy. I am a nearly famous politician who runs for office frequently and could be a lawyer if I went to school and stuff (hell, I shoulda been a genius) but now I think this ClassyCourtLady is a guy in disguise.... I'd guess about 27, still suffering the rages of overtactive acne, with an enlarged prostate gland who has to pee like maybe 12 times a night and manages to get out of bed half the time. A person to whom "seeing a trailer" doesn't refer to movies... rather to house shopping. I dunno, where I come from a guy that dresses up like a lady and lives in a trailer isn't very influential in the local political process, but can be quite popular with certain motorcycle/leather groups (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Posted by: bob at March 26, 2004 08:55 AMThat was my favorite band at Lollapalooza: The Troll Fiskers.
Posted by: Jeff at March 26, 2004 08:34 PM