March 25, 2004

Like Curdled Cream Rising To the Top, So Are the Days of Our Lives

Most distrubing affirmation of affection heard recently:

"They are so cute! They are just so CUTE! I could just rip them in half and suck the bones!"

From a relative during a phone conversation, talking about her kittens. And I have a whole lot of the same DNA. Think about it. Scary, isn't it? That's right, fear The Cheese, oh yes, you will FEAR The Cheese! Bwahahaha!
This post was brought to you by the letter K, for caffeine.

Posted by LeeAnn at March 25, 2004 07:18 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Funny....I've done that to kittens all my life.

Posted by: Genuine at March 25, 2004 08:54 AM

Okay. So what's the weird part?

Posted by: Anna at March 25, 2004 09:44 AM

That absolutely no dipping sauce was mentioned.
Now that's weird.

Posted by: LeeAnn at March 25, 2004 09:51 AM

Caffiene doesn't start with "Q"? That's totally messing up my system.

Posted by: Tiffany at March 25, 2004 10:08 AM

If they slept in the same bed as the ripped and sucked remains and then went on international television to say that there was nothing wrong with that at the same time that one of the sisters ripped the cover off her boob during the Super Bowl halftime show, now, my friend, that would be weird.

But not the regular ripping and sucking. That's kind of tedious, to be honest.

Posted by: Jeff at March 25, 2004 10:27 AM

If I were her, I'd keep one of those ripped kittens and name it Rigor Morris.

Posted by: Anna at March 25, 2004 02:15 PM

Sure why not, I'll add the cheese to my list of things to fear... lets see now

- Clowns
- spiders
- parasidic mind sperm
- Grover
- antidisestablishmentarianism
- snowballs
and now
- the cheese

very good.

Posted by: xade at March 25, 2004 03:34 PM

When one of my cats was a kitten, just a tiny handful of Siamese fluff, I had these disurbing urges to just stuff him into my mouth. I sort of understood suddenly what, "You're so cute, I could just eat you up!" means.

I had visions of my bf coming home and saying, "Hey, I'm home. Where's the cat?"

"Mmph?" (kitten-tail dangling out of my mouth)

I never tried it. My analyst suggested against it.

D

Posted by: David Strain at March 25, 2004 08:35 PM

David, you are crazy....lmao!
And, I'm just a-sittin' here, thanking the good Lord above that all my cats and kittens are ugly, ugly, ugly....ew, ew, ew. Not at allll cute...Nope.
Ugly and....safe.
lol

Posted by: Stevie at March 26, 2004 01:49 AM

Oh! OH! That is just too good. It's already made it's way into my vocab.

The honey-true is now muttering and shaking his head...

tee-hee!

Posted by: Desertviking at March 26, 2004 05:20 PM