March 21, 2004

It's My First Time, Be Gentle

How is it I have never done a Cheddar X before? Surely The Cheese and Cheddar X would be like Starsky and Hutch, eggs and bacon, Anna Nicole Smith and superstructure bras?

When I say:
Olympics, you say? = Philippe Candelero
Politics = suck
John Kerry = wanna-be terrorist
George Bush = my vote
Osama = camel ballsack mildew
Same-sex marriage = fine
Todd Bertuzzi = who?
Barry Bonds = who?
The Passion of the Christ = claptrap... oh, and sucks
Beach = walk
Britney Spears = five years off my life to look like that
Paris Hilton = overrated but funny
Microsoft = sometime necessary evil
France = waste of real estate
Hans Blix = who?
Linux = and his blanket
MTV = sucks
Outsource = telemarketers with thick Hindi accents
Hummer H2 = want one
Honor = must be earned
Love = the GM1
Courteney Love = uber skank

Posted by LeeAnn at March 21, 2004 04:31 PM
Comments

:) - by the way GREAT header!!!

Posted by: Tammi at March 22, 2004 05:59 AM

Hmmm. All good except voting for Bush. Disappointing since I like your site so much....

Posted by: cardiacquen at March 22, 2004 09:12 AM

Ahem! France, the home of camembert, brie, and the true bleu.

When you order cheese in France, you are offered a banquet.

If that's a waste of space, you have an odd idea of waste!

Posted by: scorpio at March 22, 2004 08:33 PM

France = Apart from the cheese, a waste of space

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 22, 2004 10:28 PM