March 19, 2004

Eat, Drink, and Be Merry

Once more, the Friday Five.
If you...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
It would have to be a sushi place. Or maybe a coffee shop. Perhaps I could just sell quadruple espressos and have a catch-your-lunch aquarium.
Overly-caffeinated and spear gun just go together so nicely.

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
They always say stay with what you know, so it would have to be books, porn, and toys.

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Probably a blatant rip-off of anything by Dave Barry.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Certainly not cooking.

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
"Music To Make Dogs' Ears Bleed."

Posted by LeeAnn at March 19, 2004 09:57 AM
Comments

You wouldn't open a cheese shop?!? Now I'm confused...

Posted by: Tiffany at March 19, 2004 10:40 AM

LOL #5!

Heh. I'd buy it if there were a scantily clad picture of you on the cover ;-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 19, 2004 11:08 AM

"Overly-caffeinated and spear gun just go together so nicely."

Feeling jumpy, looking over my shoulder, I think LeeAnn has been following me... Getting spear gun ready...

Posted by: Teresa at March 19, 2004 01:46 PM

If I opened a cheese shop, I'd eat up all the profits. :)

Posted by: LeeAnn at March 19, 2004 02:23 PM

What if I don't want to be Mary? Uh!
What if I want to be Angie or Heather?

Oh, really...Merry. Well that's unfortunate.

I think it's time to mow the lawn now.
Enjoy your weekend.

Posted by: zenwanderer at March 20, 2004 08:23 AM

I'm going to answer your five on my blog for Sunday entertainment :)

I enjoy reading your stuff.

Scorpio

Posted by: Scorpio at March 20, 2004 07:05 PM