My notes for today, St. Patrick's Day, 2004
1. Appletinis are not only good, they are damn good and take three tries to spell properly.
2. I was gone all day, did you miss me?
3. The correct recipe is 1 appletini equals 2 ounces green apple schnapps, 2 ounces Grey Goose vodka, shake a lot and drink many.
4. I follow recipes to the LETTER, Jack. I'm just sayin'.
5. I went to the GM1's pre-retirement seminar (day 3) today.
6. Listening to the VA rep was like llisteining to paint dry.
7. No, three appletinis is not enough. Go make more.
9. I really hate the VA rep.
10. He had ugly shoes and a depressing attitude.
11. The GM1 would not let me speak in the seminar, he said I was an instigator.
12. I love my toes.
13. They are the prettiest toes I have seen all day.
14. If I could find the camera I wuold take a picture of my toes.
15. And the coffee at the seminar was bad bad bad, like old piddle.
16. I'm just saying.
16. I cannot, however, feel my toes. What's up with that?
18. I sincerely support with my whole heart and ammo dump the death penalty.
19. Especially for mega-boring VA reps. You ass.
20. I make a great appletini, have I told you this? I mean, damn, I could get a job anywhere on th basis of my appletinis.
21. Did I tell you this? The GM1's first name is really Henry?
22. He hates his names.
23. He likes Hank.
24. Hank sounds like a disease of the horse's testicles.
25. He's doesn't htink this is funny. I do. I laugh and say Hank Hank Hank.
16. This is the best toenail polish yet.
17... no, 26.... what the hell?
27. If that's yhou on the phone, I"m not here. Call back later.
28. Holy shit. When did THAT happen.?
29. Must go, sink is on fire. Damn. Again.
Happy Valentine patkrick days!!
Please step away from the keyboard.
And the vodka.
Call him Henk. That's the Henry nickname in The Netherlands. Sounds cooler.
Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2004 08:08 PM*Coffee Grinder sounding* cream or sugar?
Posted by: Genuine at March 17, 2004 08:49 PMSo was the VA rep standing when you left him? Or did you spike some of the coffee with an Appletini and leave him face down on the floor?
BTW - hope it wasn't the Appletinis burning - I'd hate to think of all that alcohol wasted on a fire.
Posted by: Teresa at March 17, 2004 09:23 PMThe Cheese is the coolest person I know... she is also the only person I know who calls her husband by his last name.
And, seriously... if I had known of your appletini skills, I would never have let you leave.
Dontcha just love friendships based solely on the love of booze.
Posted by: Mo at March 17, 2004 11:46 PMHey Leeann
How's your head this morning? Post a pic of them toes!
that was funny shit. i hope you appreciate me posting quietly, all lower case is not my style.
Posted by: patrick at March 18, 2004 05:17 AMThe VA guy probably had ugly toes inside those ugly shoes.
Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at March 18, 2004 05:39 AMWe love you BECAUSE you ARE an instigator!!!
j00 r0ck, Cheese!!
Posted by: Scooterdeb at March 18, 2004 07:38 AMLeeAnn, I love you because you make me laugh :-)
Posted by: Harvey at March 18, 2004 08:37 AMYou should come make appletinis here...and help me pack!
Posted by: Da Goddess at March 18, 2004 10:20 AMDon't Drink And Blog!
Posted by: Amanda at March 18, 2004 10:47 AMsounds to me like you wouldn't qualify as a designated passenger. :P
Posted by: Bob at March 18, 2004 11:23 AMThat was funny, Leeanne. The best was 24. I wish I had your wit.
Posted by: Tiffani at March 18, 2004 06:40 PMOopa. I meant LeeAnn. And I wasn't even drinking!
Posted by: Tiffani at March 18, 2004 06:42 PMTiffani- I dunno about wit, but I'll loan you my tummy ... though today you don't even want it.
I got my ass beat by David Appletini in the fifth grade.
Thanks for the flashback, you heartless bitch.
Posted by: Jeff at March 19, 2004 05:42 AMWhen my wee wifey first got her fingernails done up ghetto fabulous, she laid her hand on the scanner to produce a picture. Maybe you could do the same with your toenails.
happy valentines to you too LeeAnn *grin*
Posted by: goldie at March 19, 2004 04:31 PM