March 16, 2004

Sparkling Mullet

Sparkling Mullet. Body Wash/ Car Wash. Dual action! 2-in-1 formula! Strong enough to clean the car, yet gentle on the nards.

Frikkin-A this is a real product, not a product of my twisted hygienic sensibilities! Go look if you don't believe me.


On the back, it says:
" Dual Action Formula in a zesty spruce scent!

For the body: Foams to a fragrant lather in bath or shower; dispense onto washcloth and scrub that hot babe-magnet until it sparkles (don't forget the nards!) Frikkin' rinse. Now you're ready to Parrrtayyy! Try our Vibrant Mullet Shampoo on the beaver pelt too!

For the car: Hose up a frothy bucket of suds and sponge wash. For best results, wash car out front where all the babes can feast their eyes on your hot bod and bitchin' wheels. Frikkin'-A that smells good- just like your sexy self. Party! Party! Partayyy!

Warning: After washing your boby AND your car, you may be too hot for some chicks. Partayyy!"

My daughter Kelly, the queen of cool random gifts, sent me this. She's also the sender of a wonderful coffee cup that says "Fuck Decaf" and a necklace of delicate tiny skulls. She's definitely in the will.

Posted by LeeAnn at March 16, 2004 11:43 AM
Comments

I'm scared.

Posted by: Da Goddess at March 16, 2004 05:15 PM

That would be waaaaay funnier if it were a shampoo. I bought a baseball hat in Florida that reads "Mullet" wear. Of course it has a fish on it - I like thouse double entandra meaning words

Posted by: Lee at March 17, 2004 05:04 AM

I just had to stare it it for a little while. I couldn't figure it if that was supposed to be a chick or a dude...I mean, they're covering boobs (right?) but the fuzzy dice remind me of something else...*shudders*

Posted by: Tiffany at March 17, 2004 08:30 AM

I find the value of the dice over-suggestive and probably exageratory. So much so that I'm convinced this is a female. Note the complete absence of any hangage below the dice region, despite the claimed roll. It's rather clear what is going n here. The claim is "Try our Vibrant Mullet Shampoo on the beaver pelt too!" along with "where all the babes can feast their eyes on your hot bod". Stuffice it to say this would make an excellent gift for a newly-wed same sex couple. I'm rather excited about this product.

Posted by: Bob at March 17, 2004 09:01 AM

Oooohhhh.

I totally need some. It will go so well with my "Our Lady of Menapause" (Guadalupe in Flames-- 'is it hot in here, or just me?") cooling body wash.

Posted by: Desertviking at March 20, 2004 04:08 AM