the cheese stands alone

In Accordance With Some Other Prophecy

There is a tradition amongst the bloggarians that any absence shall yea verily be explaineth so that people don't think you're just off on a binge somewhere and not bringing them back anything like the selfish pig you are.
So in cooperation with local authorities (very very localized, like the little voice in my head... no, not that one, the nasal one that sounds like my third grade teacher on acid) I am hereby serving notice that I'll not be posting anything today.
Too much stuff I've read already this morning has me in a supremely pissy mood and I don't feel I should inflict it on you, even though some of you think I'm one funny Cheese when I get all huffy and kick someone's tushie all over the 'sphere.
But I'm trying not to elevate my blood pressure unduly, saving that for fun stuff like who they vote off on "Survivor" tonight, and so no posts today.