In keeping with the complete and utter lack of interest, even my own huge demand for up to the minute reports on my walking coma enthralling life, let me share...
Daily schedule: Wake up, drink huge amounts of coffee, read blogs in my pajamas (the blogs themselves are not in my pajamas, I feel compelled to explain... I wear pajamas whilst reading[also while sleeping, duh]) until ten minutes before the GM1 gets home, dash around taking shower, tidying house up, etc. When he opens the door, pretend to be exhausted from all the sitting on my dead ass in front of the monitor all day housework and demand he order us up a pizza for dinner to save us from eating whatever cooking I transmorgify into charcoal because I'm so worn out.
Unless I need to go out to the commissary and torture bag boys.
As if that wasn't enough info....
How I Expend My Television Viewing Time
Monday:
"Two and a Half Men"
CSI: Miami"
Tuesday:
"Keen Eddie"
"Queer Eye For the Straight Guy"
"The Shield"
Wednesday:
"Angel"
Thursday:
"Survivor"
"CSI"
Friday:
" Oz"
Saturday:
"Mystery Science Theater 2000"
Sunday:
"Mythbusters"
"Mail Call"
"Sopranos"
And of course, on a daily (M-F) basis I watch "Cops" three times a day, any "Thin Man" movies I can find, and if I'm in just the right mood, back to back hallucinations of "Teletubbies" and "Boobah". History Channel picks up any empty spots.
I have a very full life. The great outdoors can take a hike.
(insprired by this post at the Caffeinated Ramblings of a Coffee Achiever, although hers was not boring like mine)
It all sounds strangely familiar except that I don't even bother pretending that I've done anything else all day.
If I want to see the outdoors, I'll find a site with a webcam.
Posted by: marybeth at March 8, 2004 06:52 PMI wish I had that kind of time. Seems I've become a drone. When did that happen? I want my life back! I want my TV viewing time back! Grumble, grumble.
Posted by: Da Goddess at March 8, 2004 08:22 PMSo... where does one sign up to become one of your bag boys?
Ah, sweet torture :-)
Posted by: Harvey at March 9, 2004 10:46 AMwhaddaya mean, the blogs you read are not in pajamas? well I NEVER! most likely you don't stop by mine because it's always dressed in the coconut and pineapple flannels. :P
;-)
Posted by: Cindy at March 9, 2004 05:20 PMI meant the blogs themselves are not in MY pajamas...there's only room for my fat ass in there, and not one smidge of anything more. :)
Posted by: LeeAnn at March 9, 2004 05:23 PM