Random comments from the GM1 during the Academy Awards last night.....
On Billy Crystal's perky man boobs displayed during his nakedity in the opening sketch: "I'll be in the other room, call me when this is over. C'mon, I just ate."
On the fashion choices of most women attending:
"Look, another one! Geez, every woman here is pulling a train tonight."
On Sean Penn's win: "Shit! Fuck shit! Bloody hell fuck shit!.... sorry... Sean Penn gives me Tourette's."
On Jamie Lee Curtis's dress: "Where are her boobs? Did she lose her boobs? That dress ATE her boobs!"
On each instance of a Return of the King win: "THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! "
On Sofia Coppola's apparent disinterest in the whole thing: "When your daddy owns half of Hollywood, you can be Princess Attitude."
On Liv Tyler's dress: "Where are her boobs? Did she lose her boobs? THAT dress ate her boobs!"
On the constant description of each film as "uplifting": "Movies are supposed to enter-freeking-tain. If I want uplifting, I'll get a Wonderbra."
On Renee's Zellwegger's acceptance speech: "She should just go over, kneel down and blow Harvey Weinstein... that's what this is, foreplay. "
On Angelina's Jolie dress: "See, now THOSE are boobs. She has very professional nipples. "
On Angelina Jolie's nipples after further consideration: "Hmmm... maybe those are stunt nipples. It can't be that cold in there."
Nope, the GM1 is not a leg man, bless his little heart.Posted by LeeAnn at March 1, 2004 06:56 AM