February 28, 2004
The One True Religion
Sing with me....
"I don't care if it rains or freezes
Posted by LeeAnn at February 28, 2004 08:50 AM
Long as I got my cheedar Cheesus
Sitting on the table on my plate.
Put his head upon a cracker
That should please most any snacker.
Except them heretic lactose-intolerants. "
LOL! I mean, blasphemy! ;)
A product of immaculate coagulation, no doubt.
That picture makes the baby Cheesus cry.
For what shall it profit a man to gain the cracker and lose his cheese.
"Get away from me with those toothpicks!
"Ouch, Ouch OUCH!"
Every time you take Cheesus' name in vain, God kills a baby gouda.
Have you ever seen those plastic jesus statues people have in their cars?
"I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my Plastic JEsus"
Tom- Exactly where I stole... er, was inspired by the song.
When my wee wifey was in chef's school, they had a written assignment on international cuisine. She wrote hers on the topic of cheeses of Nazareth.