February 28, 2004

The One True Religion

Sing with me....

"I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my cheedar Cheesus
Sitting on the table on my plate.
Put his head upon a cracker
That should please most any snacker.
Except them heretic lactose-intolerants. "

Posted by LeeAnn at February 28, 2004 08:50 AM
Comments

LOL! I mean, blasphemy! ;)

Posted by: Paul Jané at February 28, 2004 10:18 AM

ROTFL!

A product of immaculate coagulation, no doubt.

Posted by: Harvey at February 28, 2004 10:41 AM

That picture makes the baby Cheesus cry.

WITH JOY!

Posted by: Amanda at February 28, 2004 01:47 PM

For what shall it profit a man to gain the cracker and lose his cheese.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at February 28, 2004 01:56 PM

"Get away from me with those toothpicks!

"Ouch, Ouch OUCH!"

Posted by: Ted K at February 28, 2004 04:55 PM

Every time you take Cheesus' name in vain, God kills a baby gouda.

Posted by: Jim at February 29, 2004 05:02 PM

Have you ever seen those plastic jesus statues people have in their cars?

"I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my Plastic JEsus"

ROFL

Posted by: Tom Bux at March 1, 2004 07:54 PM

Tom- Exactly where I stole... er, was inspired by the song.

Posted by: LeeAnn at March 1, 2004 07:59 PM

When my wee wifey was in chef's school, they had a written assignment on international cuisine. She wrote hers on the topic of cheeses of Nazareth.

Posted by: triticale at March 3, 2004 01:29 PM

Sweet limpin' cheeses...

Posted by: Denny at March 3, 2004 08:40 PM