The GM1 just commented on how lengthy my blogroll has become. I explained to him that some people were Associates, because we're in a sort of Group Set, like the Munuvians, or the Bloggers With Boobies or the Pre10tious Twits. Some are Reciprocal, meaning that since they were kind and generous enough to include me on their roll I should be the nice polite Southern girl my mother finally gave up hope of ever raising and give tit for tat.
Please hold all Janet jokes until the end of our segment. Thank you, the Management.
And some don't even know I exist, yet I blogroll them anyways because they are just so damn good.
The GM1 thinks this is bad strategy.
He thinks I should adopt the Fat Friend policy.
Que? I asked.
The Fat Friend policy, he says, is one by which one surrounds oneself with only obese companions, in the hopes of looking slim by comparison.
Then he got That Look, the look that means Thinking, which never leads to good.
Maybe, he says, the reason you've got such a long reciprocating section is you're the Fat Friend.
Services will be held at Our Lady Of Eliminated Testicles Memorial Chapel.
Wow...thanks for the linkage, LeeAnn. I'm *definitely* the Fat Friend in this relationship.
Congrats on the new computer, too! Let me know if you need some good MP3's. Although Anna (Primal Purge) usually posts some great ones.
You rock!
...one more thing: if I miss the ceremony, it's because I'm across the street at Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion.
Posted by: zonker at February 9, 2004 07:37 PMMy advice? Drop everyone but me.
Posted by: Velociman at February 9, 2004 08:39 PMIf its any consolation, the girls at Starbucks call me Hewge.
Posted by: Lee at February 9, 2004 10:24 PMThanks for another out-loud-laugh.
Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at February 10, 2004 12:47 AMDoes this blog make me look fat?
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at February 10, 2004 04:26 AMheh I believe in giving tit for tat too. i think i'm going to need a bigger bra though, if my roll gets any bigger.
Posted by: goldie at February 10, 2004 05:24 AMOof.
Please let us know which nuthut you wind up signing this obviously insane gentleman into so we can all send him cards-n-stuff....
Eric is almost as bad...lol.
Could you please make sure that you don't mix my testacles with his? Mine were put in The Great Big Jar years ago with everyone else's but I hate to think that mine are touching anyone else's.
Posted by: Jeff at February 10, 2004 06:45 AMif you don't remove his testicles HE might need...
a support group.
So who will be giving the eulogy for the testicles and will the text be published? If you are giving the eulogy LeeAnn, just name the day and I'll grab a flight out there, I wouldn't want to miss it.
Posted by: Teresa at February 10, 2004 11:34 AMI got your tat right here.......
Posted by: zenwanderer at February 10, 2004 11:44 AMIs that a pre10tious tat?
Posted by: Harvey at February 10, 2004 01:44 PMWhen confronted by wholly anti-Party, frivolous, bourgeois, and perhaps even subversive writings like this, the Politburo must consider issuing a Diktat on "Proper Socialist Blogroll Maintenance."
Yes, but the important thing is, is Google still standing? :)
Posted by: LeeAnn at February 10, 2004 02:05 PMActually, the converse is also true. Fat Chicks like to link up with the group of cute and popular girls in order to gobble up the discarded males and such.
So, actually, you're not the Fat Chick. You're the one the Fat Chicks want to hang with.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I know. I've been the Fat Chick all my life.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at February 10, 2004 09:43 PMSo we should have shown Granny Dee, over by Rogers, Arkansaw, that my wee wifey had skin art on her boob? And if so, should have also shown her my matching tat?
Please tell GM1 to mind his own cheese. I am terribly grateful for my reciprocheese. signed chubsywubsy.
Posted by: Cindy at February 11, 2004 05:07 AMBig-fat-loser-reciprocal-blog checkin' here boss.
Posted by: jim at February 11, 2004 07:53 AMI should just like to point out that no one was ever insinuating that any of y'all were either fat or undeserving.
Except MichaelMoore (may his name be cursed, spit spit)... and you don't see HIM on the blogroll, do you?
I adore and appreciate all of you. :)
Ahem. I'm fat. I'm your friend. HELLO!!!!
By the way, screw Velociman! Delete him immediately - or at least replace his real link with one to mine.
Posted by: Da Goddess at February 12, 2004 02:50 AMI'm fat, too. Sigh. You look great and really young next to me!
Posted by: Beth at February 15, 2004 08:31 AMBeth, you silly bink, it's a metaphor. :)
I am the keeper of the Ass That Spans Counties, btw.