January 28, 2004

Day Late and the Equivalent of Several Small Countries' GNP Short

Tiffany says this week's Tuesday is Chooseday is tailor-made for me because it mentions genitals and cheese.
It sounds like my prom night, actually. But that's another story.... let me do this first.....

Would you rather:
1. be omnipotent OR be omniscient? (thanks deltus)
I'd much rather be omnipotent. I don't have the wardrobe to be everywhere.
Pixy reminds me that I'm thinking of "omnipresent" and not "omniscient". See, if I were really omniscient I would have known that.

2. win the nobel prize for medecine because you invented a pill that will help grow hair back OR work for the peace corps rebuilding a village and help thousands of people?
I'll take fame and fortune over amoebic dysentery every time. Send in the baldies!

3. your genitals glow red whenever you are aroused OR your skin turn lobster red whenever you are frustrated?
Who in their right mind would turn down genital glowage? In fact, I'm glowing right now! You're soaking in it!
Okay, got offtrack for a minute, sorry....

4. in one sitting, eat ten pounds of cheese OR a bucket of peanut butter (with nothing to drink)?
Have these past few months together taught you nothing? How do you think I get my genitals to glow in the first place. It's the cheese, baby!

Posted by LeeAnn at January 28, 2004 07:59 AM
Comments

Uh, LeeAnn...

Omniscient means all knowing. You're thinking of omnipresent.

But yeah, I'd choose omnipotent too. Much more fun.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 28, 2004 09:00 AM

I expect omniscient has a large "ick" factor...I don't know how God stands it...

Posted by: Susie at January 28, 2004 10:26 AM

Either way, I still don't have a thing to wear.
I've never been good at all the "omnis" anyway. Now, uber.... I can do uber.
Must remember dictionary is my friend.

Posted by: LeeAnn at January 28, 2004 04:21 PM

And the Nobel Prize is worth big money!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 1, 2004 04:53 AM