January 23, 2004

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The GM1 has foolishly left me to my own devices tonight and yea verily I hath broken the seal on the icy cold bottle of Grey Goose I was saving for a special occasion.
I got tired of waiting.
So most likely I'll be spending way entirely too much time on this blog tonight, and so I ask a favor of you, my loyal (did you get the check?) readers.
Please, here in the comments, send some suggestions on bloggable topics with which to occupy me tonight. Otherwise I'm going to end up watching reruns of "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" and I have enough of an inferiority complex.
It's either that or I futz around with my template again. And friends don't let friends drunk-template.
C'mon, you guys. Give me a challenge. I promise to try my dingy darnedest, or at least to let you know how playing quarter bounce with the toaster turns out.
It's a 50/50 deal.

UPDATE: Did I mention that I have the attention span of a gnat? I'm off to watch
"Finding Nemo" again.

Posted by LeeAnn at January 23, 2004 06:01 PM
Comments

Here's an idea:

Does your mom (or other relative you choose to use) have a company laugh and a laugh for family? I was thinking about this today. My mom has this high-pitch tinkling laugh for when she's around people she's trying to impress (be on her best behavior with) and its quite different than her usual laugh.

Once, my husband and some friends were staying with her in KC when they went to NASCAR races there. When hubby called me, I could hear my mom's tinkling flirtatious laughter in the background.

Posted by: Amanda at January 23, 2004 07:11 PM

I'm waiting for Stargate to come on.

Posted by: Ith at January 23, 2004 07:34 PM

D'OH! I was getting ready for a garage sale and missed the time window for suggestions!!! Of course, now I'm watching "Army of Darkness"...

Posted by: Jack at January 23, 2004 07:51 PM

On the news today they talked about a local 77-year old woman whom the RIAA is suing for downloading music...... ........she doesn't even own a computer.
RIAA bashing is always a fine topic.

Posted by: zenwanderer at January 23, 2004 08:18 PM

TV series you miss?
My all time favorite was Brimstone.

Posted by: David at January 23, 2004 08:20 PM

So how was "Finding Nemo"? Perhaps a blow by blow account so I won't feel compelled to watch it...

Posted by: Teresa at January 23, 2004 09:22 PM

Watch what?
Finding Nemo.
Oh, Finding Nemo. What about it?
Aargh! Never mind!
Gee, you sure are grouchy today. Would you like a backrub? I give great backrubs!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 24, 2004 05:53 AM

All very good suggestions, and yes Pixy, I'd love a backrub.

Posted by: LeeAnn at January 24, 2004 06:16 AM

You were feeling ADHDish and you went to watch a movie containing ADHDish short-term memory fish?

That must have been an amusing sight!

Posted by: Tiffany at January 24, 2004 07:28 AM

Is it true that Wayne Newton has a crazy brother named "Fig?"

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at January 25, 2004 02:03 AM

I want to go on record and say that "Fig" is much more interesting than Wayne.

That's the ticket, LeeAnn. Take some cheap shots while downing some Jim Beam and ponder the redundancy. Or not.

Posted by: Rob at January 25, 2004 08:41 AM

Hmmm, I was always of the opinion that my shots are quite dear... whichever do you mean?

Posted by: LeeAnn at January 25, 2004 08:44 AM

I meant like the one I took at Wayne, not any that you have previously taken although you may have been a tad harsh on that neighbor who wanted your screen door. I mean, how often will someone ask you for a screen door?

Posted by: Rob at January 25, 2004 09:20 AM

Ah, then I can relax. :)
As to Strange Door-Desiring Freak Neighbor, I should probably post this update: She is being evicted for... ahem... "borrowing without permission" other tenants' belongings from their patios.
No word on if one of the belongings was a screen door, however.

Posted by: LeeAnn at January 25, 2004 09:37 AM