January 19, 2004

Complete Bollocks



What day are you?

Monday's Child is fair of face
Tuesday Child is full of grace
Wednesday's Child is full of woe
Thursday's Child has far to go
Friday's Child is loving and giving
Saturday's Child works hard for a living
But Sunday's Child is fair and wise, and good and gay

Quite obviously this doesn't hold. How about "Friday's Child is silly, under-caffeinated, and has dead bird carcasses as patio decor"?
(found, appropriately enough, at Days Go By)

Posted by LeeAnn at January 19, 2004 07:45 AM
Comments

I'm Thursday--guess I'm slow! :)

Posted by: Lawren at January 19, 2004 08:46 AM

Mine came up and said I was Friday Night's Child: horny as crap and desperate to get some.

Posted by: Tiger at January 19, 2004 08:53 AM

I was born on Sunday. Does that mean that I can't get a marriage... only a civil union?

Posted by: Agatha at January 19, 2004 07:45 PM

Wednesday, baby! Except they got it wrong. We Wednesday kids are full of "Whoa" - you know, because of Keanu and all.

Posted by: Da Goddess at January 22, 2004 09:58 AM