This just in:
Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson have just had a little baby boy.
They obviously want the child to be either a gay rodeo clown or the bane of Elmer Fudd's existance.
They named him Ryder Russell Robinson.
He will also be very unpopular in China Japan.
rerry unpopular.
Posted by: Tiffany at January 7, 2004 06:34 PMCould be a porn star name, as well. Get it....RYDER.....???!!
Posted by: Amanda at January 7, 2004 08:07 PMMaybe a gay rodeo clown porn star?
Posted by: LeeAnn at January 7, 2004 08:10 PMRyder!!! The mind boggles. The poor kid, I hope at the very least they call him Russell or Russ - nope it'll never happen. Poor, poor kid.
Posted by: Teresa at January 7, 2004 09:30 PMJapan, not China. Chinese is full of Rs. That said, they hate alliterative named babies, so it would still be unpopular.
Bet you he'll be popular at school though: "Wanna come over and play?"
"Only if your Mum is home."
Yup, it's the Japanese. I know this, since I am half Japanese, and because my Japanese grandmother would offer my sister and I "flied lice", which sent us into immature giggles almost every time.
It's cool-I'm burning in hell, but at least I know that.
Posted by: Helen at January 8, 2004 01:57 AMI get China and Japan confused. Because I never go anywhere, everywhere that isn't here gets jumbled together. :)
Posted by: LeeAnn at January 8, 2004 06:47 AMWell, corndogs and accordians! Is that his last name or all of his name? It looks like his parents couldn't make up their mind on a name and decided, "oh hell, just pick every other word in column C".
Posted by: Lee at January 8, 2004 07:45 AMHurts just too read it. His monogram should be easy to remember, though. And none of that pesky "which letter goes in the middle" crap.
[Still snickering over 'gay rodeo clown'.]
Did they find that name in a Dr. Suess book? That's was it reminded me of.
Posted by: judi at January 10, 2004 03:57 PM