I have won a lovely Christmas tree ornament in Victor's recent caption contest.
I promise to use this power ornament for good, not evil, and to protect the kingdom and all my the serfs, orcs, and various hobbitry.
(I found out I won yesterday, then watched my "Lord of the Rings: Two Towers" dvd while drinking vodka and diet root beer floats, and consequently had very odd dreams in which I was Gandalf, ruling with an iron fist in a velvet gauntlet with my magical Christmas Tree Ornament of Power. Gollum was involved in some vaguely erotic way. My preciousssssssss....)
That dream was sad, funny, and has attracted the attention of JRR Tolkein's lawyers who will be suing you for copyright infringment in your dreams. LOL.
Posted by: SilverBlue at December 19, 2003 06:11 AMI think I'll file that part about Golem in the "Things I really didn't need to know" column.
Posted by: Lee at December 20, 2003 10:23 AMYou never know when I'm going to become wildly famous and you'd need blackmail material, now can you?
Posted by: LeeAnn at December 20, 2003 10:54 AM