Today is the 100th anniversary of the Wright Brothers' historic flight. Normal people recognize this for the amazing accomplishment it was.
Abnormal people... well, Tim Blair has a flight report on them:
Just look at the sinister apparatus. Pity the victims fed through that double-bladed mincing device. The number on its side? Confirmed kills.
The comments, however, are very worthy of the price of admission.
(extra inflight peanuts to Triticale)
Inflight peanuts are okay. Did you hear about the airline which was so cheap they offered Eagle Snacks (are they even still a known brand?) which turned out to be field mice?