Eric at Straight White Guy is feeling less than springtime fresh, so I thought I'd find something to make him laugh.
A blonde lives way out at the end of a unmarked country road in a big house. One day the house catches fire and the blonde frantically dials 911 (after looking it up, of course)
Blonde: "Help! My house is on fire! "
Operator: "Calm down, miss. Where is your house?"
Blonde: "Out at the end of that road? Where you turn after you pass the pretty tree? The white house with blue shutters? You know?"
Operator: "Um.... we need a little more direction than that, miss. How do we get there?"
Blonde: "Well, duh! Big red truck!"
HA! Thank you VERY much, LeeAnn! A good joke always helps!;^)
Posted by: Eric at December 9, 2003 06:38 AMI LOVE THAT JOKE!
I use "big red truck" in place of duh ever since I first heard that!
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at December 10, 2003 10:52 AM