January 27, 2004

Recipe For Fun

Want to see your beloved spouse make a really funny face? While he is still blissfully asleep, visions of sugarplums and all that, stand by the bed, holding a pillow in both hands and breathing really hard. Hum the music from the shower scene in "Psycho", that's a nice touch.
Wait for him to wake up and realize what the hell he thinks is going on.
Laugh repeatedly about it throughout the rest of the day until he sits on you and farts in retaliation.
And they say romance is dead.

Posted by LeeAnn at January 27, 2004 05:54 AM
Comments

***applauds GM1***

Posted by: Lee at January 27, 2004 06:58 AM

You're a lucky lady, LeeAnn.

Wanna meet at Ikea when I get through with court on Friday?

Posted by: Da Goddess at January 27, 2004 09:24 AM

...is a fart a "retaliatory airstrike"?

Posted by: eric at January 27, 2004 09:45 AM

Wait a minute...that Psycho shower scene music isn't hummable. You have to kind of screech it.

Posted by: Amanda at January 27, 2004 11:37 AM

Loooovvvvvve, exciting and newwwwwww,
come aboard.... she'll be smothering youuuuuuuu

Posted by: Jeff at January 27, 2004 01:46 PM

Nooo! Not the Fart Retaliation Method!

I hate that. But I usually deserve it...

Posted by: Fi at January 27, 2004 01:56 PM

Props to the GM1 for being able to fart on cue. That MUST be a guy thing.

Posted by: Tiffany at January 27, 2004 03:08 PM

hahaha! you are one twisted sister. :-)

Posted by: Cindy at January 27, 2004 03:12 PM

OMG - thanks LeeAnn I needed that today! ROFL!!!

Posted by: Teresa at January 27, 2004 07:52 PM

LOL, sounds like a marriage made in heaven. ;)

Posted by: 2flower at January 28, 2004 07:37 AM